Maybe if we gave them all trophies they would go home?

100%

Believe it or not, this election wasn’t about Trump. Trump didn’t win anyone over. He didn’t bring people out of the woodwork. He actually got fewer votes than Mitt Romney did 2012.

Expect Raymond Felton to weigh in soon. His workout bonus depends on it.

because we don’t got anything to teach anybody.

Dear Stan,

Bud Lite Lime-a-Rita

When i was just an innocent 12 year old mormon kid, my neighbor friends asked me if i had ever masturbated before, i said no not knowing what it was.

They explained that i just needed to get some soap for lubrication and rub my dick.

What they didn’t emphasize was they were talking about liquid soap or lotion. So that…

Come on we’re not so bad. Pretty classy bunch if you ask me.

The whole thing with the Cubs is that pink hats have always been there. Wrigley is basically the biggest bar in Chicago, where the game is about as important as what is on the TV in the corner at your typical BW3 on a Tuesday night. If anything, it’s made casual Cubs fans actually pay attention to the game, and…

Oh you Warrior fans are Cubs fan too? Really are front runners huh? Do they take away the Cavs trophy if the Indians lose?

Jerome Bettis is from Detroit, if you also haven’t heard.

Why you got an undershirt on WITH a t-shirt?! That fuck is that?!

The righteous, reflexive indignation aimed at anything Bill Simmons utters or (infrequently) writes these days makes me laugh. I’m old enough to remember when Bill Simmons was nearly universally hailed by those who mattered as the best, most innovative voice for the times as the interwebs came of age. His brand of…

Why does he look like a very large ventriloquist dummy?

Family of the Year: Honors a family for its contributions to the game, and for representing the virtues and ideals of golf and family.

I’m sorry but I don’t believe these reports. As a Mets fan, I can tell you Familia can’t beat anyone in October.

Sometimes in life, there are no winners.

CC could just use a little chaaaaange.

Lifetime Pass dangerously close to being revoked for whatever that was.