Thug.

Talk about a lack of class, UNC.

Can you imagine when Steve Smith becomes “Old Man” Steve Smith and he’s sitting by the fireplace with all his grandchildren sitting around him regaling them with tales of all the DB’s he’s roasted throughout his career and how much of a disappointment each and every one of his children and grandchildren are to him.

You are a decent man and you try hard, which is why your end zone proposal is balls. What you do is take ONE end zone and make it EIGHT INCHES deeper. Call it the Bonus Zone and say you are doing it to make the Coin Toss more important (try not to snicker when you do this.) You will instantly hear crazy shit like,…

Greatest shoe salesman who ever lived.

Just know that when Shaq is at one of these events and Trump calls him “The guy from Kazaam”, he is being completely serious.

...and then contributes to giving up a basket on the put-back to the guy he blocked because he was staring down the crowd.

Followed up by a terrible defensive play! 

Shades of a David Caruso...

I agree that the short form articles were not what I was expecting, at least. I get to the end of many a Ringer article and think “oh that’s it?”

There’s this tech based groupthink which basically dictates that certain platforms and formats die as other ones come along, so to stay viable everything has to migrate into that new format.

The problem with The Ringer happened in it’s inception. When Simmons, Fennessy, Ryan, and Litman sat down to conceive the site, I feel like they fundamentally misread the marketplace. The idea that people want shorter, lighter, more disposable content to read on their phones might be true across the internet, but it’s…

Meanwhile at one point 3 years ago the Tigers had Verlander, Porcello, AND Scherzer in the same rotation and we still couldn’t win shit.

If these neighbors were smart, they’d take these pics and put them on io9.

I just remembered that THIS EXISTED

Marky Mark: I’m going to crack this case like Bill Belichick cracks open opposing defenses.

Here’s an excerpt from the script:

This is a thing. Why is this a thing?

Trump: I’m going to make you Secretary...

In the meanwhile, I’ll be bubble-wrapping up people whose absence would devistate me.