This is unbelievable. Good job to my home state of Oregon for filling a jury pool with fucking idiots. Good job to the federal prosecutors for also being fucking idiots.

Ross Perot got nearly 19% of the popular vote in 1992. By the look of him, I’m pretty sure Gary Johnson was alive in 1992.

You know you are too old to do that when the response is not offense but rather confusion.

My dad is not allowed to watching Vikings games with people since he can’t stop yelling and cursing at the TV

Trump’s pulled out every other dog whistle, I’m surprised he’s never played the “they never call traveling any more” card. “When I’m president, they’re gonna call so much traveling, the best traveling, you won’t even believe.”

Oh, you meant they sent basketball back a few decades in the *bad* sense. I was hoping maybe they had thrown some good crisp bounce passes and finished off with clean two-handed set shot. #makebasketballgreatagain

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

I heard he tripped on Brock Osweiler’s head as the quarterback walked by on the ground floor.

As long as they Call it The Sound Garden I don’t care who pays for it.

This is *not* going to go over well at the Billionaires Club holiday brunch.

As a former team manager I want to remind you that this was pre-internet. Nowadays when the coach wants a manager to paper a player’s locker with pictures of different vaginas they just Google “vaginas.” Bam! Takes 20 minutes tops.

In West Virgina you need to make more then $9,000 per year to purchase a home in most places(excluding Morgantown and Charleston).

Good to see Andy Reid relaxing before a game

Is this sports?

“Just the tip!”

I made my entire fantasy team kneel for the anthem and it was glorious.

Cruz: “Quarterbacks aren’t paid to make political statements, they’re paid to get rings. Remember Larry Bird? He used to get 20 rings a game sometimes. Heck of a quarterback.”

“THAT IS WHAT I WANT TO HEAR AND IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD THAT THIS POLITICIAN SAID THAT!!! IT’S LIKE HE’S ANTICIPATING WHAT I WANT TO HEAR AND THEN SAYING IT!!! I LIKE THIS GUY!!! PEOPLE WHO ARE POLICE OFFICERS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN OTHER PEOPLE!!! IN VIOLENT CONFRONTATIONS BETWEEN CIVILIANS AND POLICE OFFICERS, THE…

Kickers should be seen, not heard. Frankly, he’s lucky he gets a name.