Who cares? Tebow is about to make baseball great again.

I can’t wait until we get a full report on the exact posture of every player during the Anthem. These are exciting times.

To which Aikman replied: “Will you shut up and come back to bed?”

Skip Bayless: “Who do I knock more tomorrow? Marshall or Newton. Newton. I think it has to be Newton. It’s always Newton. But... Argh! Why do they make it so hard on me?!?”

Defenders of the homeland already trolling the wrong guy

There would've been like, no more internet if Cam did it right? Burnt down by all the takes?

He actually ended up rising to the rank of Chief in the Springfield PD.

Chris Kluwe

Although the principle about freeing up people to do more creative and productive work may sound great in theory, wouldn’t the reality just be that the majority of fired managers would simply join the ranks of the underemployed or the unemployed, thus further eradicating America’s ever-shrinking middle class? And the…

Nick Denton.

Ray Guy.

Tshimanga Biakabutuka

I’m trying to wrap my head around saying wild as one syllable and I can’t do it. It’s wy-eld right? Do other people pronounce it is willed? Do they just say it really fast? I’m trying but the L gets in the way.

Haikus are poems
Poem has two syllables
Poem has only one

It can be both, according to Quiet Riot in their smash hit, “Cum On Feel The Noise”. The line “We’ll get Wild, Wild, Wild.” contains both the one syllable and two syllable pronunciations. Case closed.

I wrote a haiku about this very question:

If you like SC barbecue over *EAST* NC cue the rest of your opinions are total null

Your one claim to fame is barbecue but anyone can find that in South Carolina or Virginia.

That’s for the best.