As a final fitting tribute to the punter, the family gives up possessions.

Per source, the 2018 fourth-round pick that the Eagles get can become a 3 or even a 2. Triggers based on Vikings team success with Bradford.

In related news, I have traded my next two McDonald’s meals for my coworker’s half-eaten sandwich that he didn’t really like.

So the NFC North has two Jay Cutlers now? Embarrassment of riches.

Frankly, I think not having cops at the game will be a far safer situation for everyone involved.

You assume that assimilation is desirable, and I take issue with that at a basic level. America is a “melting pot,” where assimilation is demanded, required for full participation in society, and immigrants often give up core parts of their cultural identity in the process—and not always willingly and often through…

LOL I laughed hysterically at how close Whitlock is to the podium in the picture. In the video, I assumed he was much farther away. It’s even funnier that he had to stand right there while some other dude fired off his question the second Whitlock stopped talking.

#allseatsmatter

I wonder how many times FoxSports is going to buy Whitlock two seats before they stop letting him fly anywhere?

Oh yeah? what did your roster end up looking like? Just kidding. No one gives a fuck.

But, is the counterpoint here that Ted Cruz only said “ring” because he’s intimately close to the NBA rulebook, and being a rulebook purist, decoupled from everyday vernacular?

Game winning three goal through the football crevice. Nothing like it.

I think I remember Kirk Cousins performing a similar protest in the middle of the Eagles game last year.

I heard that by not standing he is disrespecting puppies and Craig Sager’s fight with cancer. I heard that. Goddammit why am I so fucking angry all the time.

“It’s the entire defensive playbook with audibles, descriptions of what the guy’s supposed to do, the whole nine yards,” he said.

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

He’s using his “instructions to the maid” voice.

A side question: At what point did “Support the Troops” morph into “Worship the Military?”

Thanks for posting this Drew! These previews sure get me excited for football season! Aren’t you excited for the 2016 season as well?

You have never hung out with a baseball player.