“independent publisher Papercutz announcing plans to retranslate the series”

They had better not change the names of the secondary characters. So many good puns. 

Prehistoric arthropods attack!

Nah, you don’t sound old. I, just like all of us other youths, fondly remember going to spend $30 on three episodes of an anime from Media Play and Sam Goody.

Nah, you don’t sound old. I, just like all of us other youths, fondly remember going to spend $30 on three episodes…

I saw Space Battleship Yamato and my wave motion gun fired.

I saw Space Battleship Yamato and my wave motion gun fired.

She’ll ahegao when you mash the gas pedal

If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the law and the facts are against you, pound the table and yell like hell.

When you study Greek in college and in comes into horrible use while reading...UGH!

You had a good dad. 

You’ve obviously never spent time around military R&D departments. Thinking up stuff that no normal (or post adolescent) individual would deem rational is kind of their thing.

So, get over getting fucked over and you’ll be happy? So much no for this.

In the same way that I can’t stand Trump’s voice and mannerisms so much that I wait for transcripts, I’ve gotten to the point where I can’t handle reading his tweets and just wait for someone to tell me about the latest stupid shit he spouted. I’ve never hated someone so much in my life.

Buy a nintendo switch.

“I’ll just keep dating people based on their sun sign.” Really? Sign #1 to me that a woman makes horrible dating decisions lol.

I’m excited for the invention of the time machine so we can go back and finally prove all religions are actually just early editions of Yu-Gi-Oh.

/SipsTea

To be fair, one did have a trucker hat.

There’s also the small matter that many of the countries would be willing to invest more in defence spending if the US hadn’t regarded NATO as a dumping ground for excess US weapons production since day one and put most of its effort into bankrupting European competitors.