Reading Jane Austen made me want to go dance on her grave

Any sort of god game...

Paint the hair purple and you can have an ultra-shitty Major instead!

*comic book guy voice*

I finally have a use for this

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*shakes fist*

I believe you mean "a art"

FUS RO.... meh

These the ones?

Sweet! I've always wanted to be a henchman. Anyone know if he's taking resumes?

I know it's horrible, but I was actively cheering for the ME3 kid to die from the moment I saw him.

So how many simultaneous games of Crisis can this thing run?

The gods of the internet demand weekly human sacrifices in exchange for keeping a website online. Kotaku just doesn't possess the staff to make this a viable option.

People, he's not a hipster. He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.

In this next series of tests, you're going to be using the Aperature Science Handheld Spherical Animal Capture and Storage Device, patent pending. Now before you go out and capture the rabid badgers we've flooded the test chamber with, the lab boys wanted me to warn you to avoid contact with capture beam if at all…

Look guys, tits!

First Gabe, then Notch, get Schafer and we'll have a trifecta

Ca-ave Johnson

mmm... cinnamony