The republicans are savage fucking pirates. Marauding and plundering through the country and destroying our hopes and prosperity for their greed and hatred.

Tomato is just barely five fee tall, not many know that. He’s not just short, he’s the type of short you immediately notice. The type of short that creates a lasting first impression. “He is only so high.” That is what they say about him, and then they use the hand to give a visual of his height. That’s what people do…

Does Milo protest the nanny state when he picks up his food stamps?

Every Trump or Johnson headline.

Seriously, Pedo-lph Hitler is a furry now?

I love these dildos acting like leftists mocking guys like Milo Yiannopolous are why he got as far as he did. Yea, ok, we’re the ones who conjured him up like Beetlejuice and fostered him with an audience and a platform by yelling for years about who he was and what he was…

To add to this list, we have city infrastructure literally crumbling beneath our feet. Flint STILL DOES NOT HAVE SAFE DRINKING WATER!!!!!!

Also, fuck civility in this particular case. Civility is what corruption hides behind. It’s what monarchs and oligarchs hide behind when the villagers finally light torches and pick up pitchforks. We don’t need civility, we need hard, unadulterated truth. Let’s collectively take off those rose colored glasses and get…

Sorry, fuck Biden. He’s in no small part the reason the USA, who claims to be a free state where “Freedom REIGNS!”™, has the largest incarcerated population in the world, both in per capita bodies behind bars AND in whole numbers of bodies behind bars. The hypocrisy is so thick light no longer reaches the bottom of…

Ah, his “ridiculously heavy accent,” huh, racist?

In a shocking move, Joe Biden’s teeth have publicly shifted away away from him. Some experts say it is due to Biden’s many gaffes hurting his teeth’s own political aspirations, but several sources inside the Biden Campaign say the two had several private disagreements in recent weeks, mostly cob and apple related.

He smoked pot! GUILTY!

I wonder if he ever met Meghan McCain’s dad, whose name I forgot

She’s been my favorite and this just reinforces it.

“There were these hearings in the ‘30s where they brought rich people in front of Congress and just kind of trashed them.”

“My Emperor,

You are unclothed. Bare as the day you were born. As your naked resplendence is too much for the mortal eye to bear, so mine eyes must turn from your glory, and toward mundanity. I shall walk forever in the shadow of your toadstool, ne’er again to turn my head toward the fires of your Scrotal Sodom, lest…

I saw them open for the Sex Pistols once. Afterwards, Pearl Jam came on the stage as a surprise act.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

And the Boltons

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