The proper term isn’t downvotes, it’s “surprise disagreements.”

Well at least that will give them a sense of pride and accomplishment 

My opinion of the cake that comes outta that pan:

His majesty’s most loyal Oil Lobbyist, Lord Balash.

I was with you until I saw the VH1 in the bottom right. Early 90's\Late 80's MTV or GTFO.

I do this with recyclables like cans, because not only do I get the self-satisfaction of having made my neighborhood cleaner, but I get a shiny nickel for having done so!

M-I-C, K-E-Y......F-R-I-E-D

That’s the future.  Autonomous driving is coming, because few people really want to be involved in the driving process. 

You could just say, pickup random piece of trash with your hands. Like a capri sun left by some little shit. They tend to be self contained and you could easily throw it in the proper bin wherever you happen to be headed. No one is asking you to take a 10 garbage bags and clean a 10 block perimeter. If it’s too gross…

“This is a rat burger?”

More of this please. Especially when the press is interviewing him while he lies.

We have a few in Phoenix now. The first time I went I was loving it. Although things got a little contentious with my wife when I refused to leave until I could get in a game of NBA Jam ..... I wasn’t stalking the machine, but was eyeing it throughout our time there and it was always occupied.

As a Sonics fan and…

90's arcade games >>> 80's arcade games.

I, too, am grateful for the numerous arcades in Portland.   It's nice to go turn into a child again for a few hours and relive my 80s youth. 

I effing loved arcades as a kid. I was a kid just on the tail end of the Arcade boom, so they were EVERYWHERE, and I reveled in them. Hanging out, playing Mortal Kombat or SFII. It was a magical time. Oh man, AVP the arcade game was my jam. NBA Jam, the Simpsons, X-men, Operation Wolf, so much good gaming.

You dare malign the mighty chicken thigh?!

Give her a break, Anne. It firmly states in the bible “The New Testament; K̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶J̶a̶m̶e̶s̶ Wypipo Version” that in order to show your love for Jesus, who was a white man in the middle east 2,000 years ago, you MUST adhere to the Old Testament and The Book of Genesis ONLY when it suits your racism.

Just announce 25% off at Steak ‘n Shake and watch how quickly they all forget.

...he never served as a SEAL, or in Vietnam.