Oh man, I remember these modes. There was killer zombie mode and invisible mode. Killer Zombie mode (I forget the real name) allowed the dude who you get the grenade launcher from to randomly show up around the mansion, hunting you. The kicker, he was strapped with enough explosives to level the mansion. One shot and…

This is... terrible news. I know Bethesda doesn't want to admit the game is a flop, but trying to reanimate a dead horse just to whip it to death again... F2P = Let's take advantage of the customer base that has poor impulse control! Hurray! Also it means the game will have to be made into a relentless grind so that…

I would eat an entire baby if it made Capcom pull the trigger on an RE2 REmake.

RE3 was pretty fun, but definitely felt different. Jill is much more capable in this entry with being able to actually dodge enemies and instead of finding all your ammo and items, you could make them from raw materials you find and give them different effects. Such as armor piercing or hollow point. It was also the…

The first girl I had sex with (I REFUSE to say lost my virginity to, as if virginity is some sort of precious jewel). I was way too drunk, so was she. Whiskey dick for days I had that night. Seriously, we just stopped after a while, admitted we'd made a huge mistake (Ha! This was 2002-ish, so I beat Arrested…

Projectile Vomit.

Wrong, the AC series is on yearly release cycles. What they mean by "begin work" is that two people in the dev room farted simultaneously, which inspired the name Unity.

Seriously, when are the rubes going to stop buying this crap. It isn't the studio's fault, it is purely on the publisher's shoulders. Moving to yearly installments leads to exactly this outcome. Has that ever been refuted? Sports games are famous for it, WWE titles are infamous for it, why did anyone think moving AC…

Skip it and get Shadow of Mordor. All the awesomeness of Assassins Creed, Arkham Asylum, and LotR mashed into one game, with the best gameplay advancement in decades known as the Nemesis System. Just stop playing Assassins's Creed.

/sarcasm

Yes! Dismiss valid points by belittling others in an attempt to discredit them by applying stereotypes! You are a bastion of civilized discourse! You are sooooo evolved!

Lol, why do you think I am scary and or angry?

I wouldn't go that far. Feminism is good and has its place in evening the playing field (women are paid less for the same job simply because they have a uterus, or in the fact that we collectively don't trust none-white, non-male leaders in general) or in fighting for rights that I, as a man, should not have any say…

Cool story bro. Anecdotes are the best dotes.

It isn't too hard, it is time consuming. Her current design isn't bad. Her new one isn't bad. I don't care that they want to change things up, that is good. No one likes things to get stale. The assertion that nothing can be sexualized, or that some how enjoying the form of the human body is "bad" is what I am getting…

Fuck, this line is tiresome. Do you know why comic book characters are always drawn with impossibly tight spandex? It is not (or at least not only) for sex appeal, but for ease of illustration. The artist can basically just draw models and splash some color on them to make a new character, that way all you have to do…

Yeah... that happened in the Avengers... get with the times man!

Tell that to the Resident Evil remake on GC.

I HATE the face and mouth on that statue

I smell a Disney Vault scheme afoot.