You know what, I am just gonna say what we ARE all thinking here people!  I DO like a Pat Benatar ditty!  And I am not ashamed.

Name a breakfast food anywhere as delicious, like, sushi or marinated cassava. I’ll wait.

I’m confused. How are there leftover chicken wings?

Leave kids alone. Period. I don’t know why it’s so hard for people to understand that. 

“Peasants”, “Comrade”, “Cowards”... all good options.

“Have a star, you fuckwit”.

I prefer gender neutral terms.

I’m a girl, so all my life I have been told that my clothing sends messages to other people. If I wear a skirt that is a little too short or a shirt that shows a little too much cleavage, I am apparently communicating that I consent to being groped or worse.

Kylie is just about as coherent, so they might be a wonderful match.

That means they need to be prepared for flavor because the cookout is not the place for anyone who thinks Lawry’s is too spicy.

Yea what is the Dorothy hate?

Her teammates are assholes. All of them. Every single one of them complicit.

I took a deep dive on this hapless grifter a couple of days ago, so I can fill you in. Basically, she’s claiming she “invented” the practice of writing long paragraphs instead of captions on her Instagram posts, and the book was supposedly going to be composed of all of that word salad, somehow stitched together into…

Well, as soon as light-skinned folks stop denying and lying about their privilege, the conversation can move forward. Like poor whites who deny their pivilege by lamenting who their prents were, how hard they work, and how they’ve never received ANYTHING, it is infuriating!

A big reason no one looks into sexual assaults of black women is because it might reflect badly on black men, and we can’t have that. Up in Canada we have the same issue; the government spent millions looking into the causes of murdered indigenous women, but no one likes the answers (indigenous men) so it just stays…

I don’t give a fuck what you love.

The real question is, how long could Caity Weaver hold out?

I want people like you to not be so ignorant and insensitive.

Seems like a valuable lesson for both the parents and the kid:

Nope. If I was dumb enough to try this shit when I was a kid, my mom would have beat my ass. The kid’s not gonna feel any shame from this, but the parents should and will.