Can we crowd fund her legal fees?

Not everyone who smokes is cool but everyone who is cool smokes.

Thanks, that’s great. I’d like the file on the Trump campaign and the Russian government, when you have a moment.

I have told this story before: I saw his fat pus noggin stuffed into a bicycle helmet two summers ago while I was running and he was riding with his body man along a canal path. I gave him the stink-eye but wish now I would have told him off. He was a dipshit governor then, not a clogged heartbeat away from being an…

I bet Bristol wants Atlee to be a successful atleete.

Latex always reminds me of fruit roll-up and now I’m really craving a fruit roll-up. That dress looks delicious.

I hope science NEVER finds a cure for baldness.

The faces of evil, all of them. Fuck every last one of these pieces of shit.

Go fuck yourself. From deep down in the bottom of my very own whiteness, go fuck yourself.

I thought she just did…

I’m taking comfort in the knowledge that a shit ton of Trump voters are going suffer under this (of course a shit ton who didn’t vote Trump are also going to suffer)

Maybe...

“I didn’t want to have tears in my eyes because people would swear I was crying because of the new president.”

Nastase is just jealous because nobody has to look up Serena on Wikipedia when she’s mentioned in the press.

Worth it.

wait so you’re mad at young people moving to liberal cities where there are jobs, activities, people, art, and human decency?

You are my hero.

New life, who dis?

i was drunk on saturday and some girl was complaining that she was gonna die alone and that her ovaries are dying (she’s 24, i am almost 31) and i yelled “ONE, don’t come at an older woman and worry about not being able to produce children and TWO the president you voted for is gonna get us all fuckin nuked by tuesday…