His Entertainment version of the Daily Show that was on comedy central was super underrated.

Actually, learning to swiftly discern truth from bullshit has made my life a lot brighter. My community went through its own MeToo reckoning, and as a sexual assault and abuse victim’s advocate and appointed community guardian, I’ve borne witness to all the denials and all the apologies. Of the enablers who`pen open…

Men: create a system of toxic masculinity that allows them to commit violence towards women and affords them all sorts of advantages over us for literal centuries

“Look at me.
Look at me.
This is my look now.”

Ma’am, I’m simply trying to keep the spirit of ye olde Gawker Comment Section alive.

Step back, folks. I’ve got this.

Proudest moment in my casual dating career was when I asked, he said he doesn’t do that, and I told him to leave. Then, I ordered myself a pizza.

Reminds me of “Boca,” the “Sopranos” episode, where Tony and Carmela get onto the subject of cunnilingus and he says something like, “Listen, you better not ever tell nobody I do that for you. They’ll think I’m a fairy or something,” and she replies drily, “Maybe twice a year. Yeah, I’m not gonna be shouting that from…

If it was meant for people to know exactly what it meant, it wouldn’t have been so cryptic.”

Conservatives in October 2016: It’s just locker room talk!
Conservatives in April 2018: This lady comedian is so vulgar!

Trump also got his crowd to boo the concept of Hispanic people, so maybe that should be the lead story for the media rather than some tame jokes told at a $3,000/plate dinner designed to fund itself and nothing else.

People keep claiming that Wolf makes fun of Sarah Slanders’ physical appearance, and I’m still trying to figure out where she does that. The smoky eyes and Aunt Lydia jokes were so fucking obviously about the lies and the bullshit.

That’s not true. Some of us resent authority but are also way too lazy to want to deal with other people’s bullshit.

Who the fuck even are you people???

That filed to tag was fucking inspired.

Stereogum’s headline about the Bernie Sanders/Cardi B tweets:

But how do you know the cotton candy was ever even there, maaaan?

Oh, look! It’s a clip from Disney’s The Evil Dead!