So we’re cool if I call you a formerly fat current asshole? Because we’re just calling people what they are?

seeing as multiple groups of people would do the Fight Club thing where they erase all the student loan and credit card debt I’d break into Hobby Lobby (our local one is run by horrible people on top of being owned by horrible people) and I’d steal all the really nice yarn then I’d go ino the managers office and stick…

As an avid fan of both “Mirror’s Edge” and “Ender’s Game” (despite my not appreciating Orson Scott Card himself), I am deeply disappointed by your completely terrible take on this situation. We should be best buddies, but your inappropriate pity puts me off.

She is not a “poor girl.” She is a grown individual who…

According to the AP, he attempted to backtrack the comments hours later.

I mean, either the fetus is a person (life) or he/she/it is not. If he/she/it is, defend that position to its logical conclusion (it’s a capital crime) or GTFO with your “pro-life” shit.

“David we love the script but we just want to change the ending. Let’s have the police chase Zodiac through the streets of San Francisco ending with a standoff on the Golden Gate Bridge. One of the officers yells, “What’s my sign, bitch?” and shoots Zodiac in the shoulder, pushing him off the bridge into the water.…

I do this crazy thing that gives me anxiety where I try to skim through movies before the ads auto-play.

Can you update to clarify that MISD is Mansfield ISD?
Mansfield occurs nowhere in the article... and is not explained properly. Mansfield is south of Arlington (itself in between Dallas and Fort Worth) and utilizing a phrase like “Dallas elementary school teacher Stacy Bailey” is largely inaccurate and misleading.
I say…

Yup. And yet.. I kinda wanna buy every Jez commenter who called this out a beer. 

Baby Driver was a huge movie. It’s absurd to suggest he has had no success. ANd he’s been on all the red carpets lately and done several interviews and no one has asked him shit.

It took a lot of scrolling but I finally found someone saying Rich was in the right here, and you don’t appear to be sarcastic about it.

But, on the bright side, we’ve managed to make #metoo about putting women on the spot and make them uncomfortable in fun new ways. It was the natural endgame.

Is anyone going to ask men about #metoo or is it only potential female rape victims who get interrogated endlessly as to whether they’ve been raped? Maybe she feels she can’t afford to be truthful. What an ungrateful dumb bitch.

OMG, I’m old enough to remember the previous Winter Olympics, Obama’s inauguration, drones becoming popular, the first “Paranormal Activity” movie, and Dubstep music!

JLaw was only five when Calvin & Hobbes ended, but maybe she read the collections and agrees with Calvin’s dad that being cold builds character.

I am SO PISSED that those stupid ass shoes have been resurrected from the trash bin of the 90s/early aughts. That specific combination - a relatively thin toe strip, a high heel, and a thin ankle strap - looks nice when you’re standing in place, but the second you begin to move, your feet slide forward because there’s…

Wait...I’m supposed to worry about the waitress’ tip rather than enjoy what I want? I never knew that.