*gets on knees*

Every. Fucking. Day.

Darling Nikki is a song that opens with a line about a woman masturbating with an object not traditionally considered for the task, if that helps you see what Ragged Tiger is getting at...

Considering the mythic origins of Paris and Kim, I quite enjoy seeing Paris cosplaying as Kim. As the world turns and all thet.

By the producers of The Witch? I’m in!

Basically, Kim is having a baby the WRONG WAY.

Either way, it’s basically a movie about a Zora, so Nintendo should sue both their asses.

Nicely done!

“They make all food taste sour and musty”
I can appreciate spicy takes when I see them and this take is so spicy Link can eat it to comfortably traverse Gerudo Desert at night time

you inspired me to make this and it was very difficult bc realistically 99% of the cast is chaotic evil

I’m so happy to see some lemon defenders here! Best Starburst. And second best is strawberry and lemon squished together.

Lemon is the best Starbust.

Jenna Fischer is making me sad. She’s like the people that peak in high school and keep trying to get everyone together for the reunion, but no one else wants to go. She needs to let Pam go. I’m sure she will be good in other things.

Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff are apparently done.

“Offrank”

I know that’s right.

I would like to remind everyone that Psych: The Movie is airing on tv at the moment and it’s everything anyone could have ever want.

Vaginas operate on the same principle as Boos in Mario games: they can’t be touched if they know you’re looking at them.