I am loooooving Floribama Shore. Nilsa is such a mess.

I can’t even explain how excited I was for this to return. Between this and Floribama Shore my Monday night trash content is full.

I believe the persecution complex goes something like: “Those girls are total sluts, they sleep around with all of the in-dudes so they can get a leg up, and all they care about is looks! They’re so shallow and slutty. If they were sincere, good people, and took a second to see how good and genuine and funny I am,…

I had a woman parent. Can you imagine how embarrassed I was, worried my friends would find out?!

Again, this stemmed from a tragedy in which four people died, memorialized forever in the National Archives via a Twitter war.

Speak for yourself. I, personally, am a mermaid atop a unicorn wrapped in a trenchcoat and carried everywhere by invisible pixies. But that’s just me.

That must be the problem - spelling transposition.

“Women were sacred, looked upon with great honor. That’s obviously not the case anymore as we’ve seen from recent cases..”

I don’t need to be sacred, just respected.

Hey Kelly, go fuck yourself, you craven little piece of shit. How dare you stand up for this fucking slimeball who insulted John McCain’s POW status and fucking POLITICIZED YOUR OWN DEAD SON TO SCORE POLITICAL POINTS, so you can insult a grieving woman (Wilson was apparently at least somewhat close to Johnson). There…

“I think I tried really hard to block it out. But I carried this awful feeling with me,” she said. .... “You have to understand, my interpretation was that it was my fault. I didn’t think of it as rape. In my head, rape was being sober—pull her in a bush, pull down her pants and just ditch her... So I blamed myself. I…

Maybe she’ll dye her hair blue and wear flannels with ripped up corduroys.

I might add for TV too here: Hannibal, so beautifully shot, the script and acting, set design, costume and food design. High creep factor and riveting.

When I saw Candyman I had to sleep in the floor of my brothers room. I was 21. To this day (several years later) I still can’t watch even 10 seconds of that movie, and Tony Todd scares me when he’s in OTHER movies!

Oh god nooo. He’s always been at the top of my celebrity crush list and I had no idea. Ughhhhhhhh.

This Comedy Central ad is AWFUL please stop running it it’s so obnoxious/disruptive - it won’t let you scroll past.

Because instead of men being groomed to be ashamed of sexually abusing women, etc, women are groomed to be ashamed of our sexuality.

Ok, here goes. Writing this out makes me want to barf. 

It’s Carmela Soprano syndrome.