Prisoners.

Counter-counterpoint: Prisoners.

yeah.... relax on my FACE!

I read the first line of this and heard it as the chorus to PrimeTime by Janelle Monae ft. Miguel.

Y’all. Tangentially related:

Now it is criiiime tiiiiime

Soooo...

What would you wear if you knew you were going to be arrested by the FBI at your Fort Lauderdale home?

So, do Dirt Bag editors just... not look at what their coworkers are doing? Because this Pete story was covered in a standalone post a week ago. It’s part of his standup routine now, he’s going to be repeating this joke ad nauseam for months, please don’t make me read it again.

I think it’s funny they mentioned she was on the show Banshee instead of Tru Calling, a show she was the lead of for 2 seasons. Banshee aired on Cinemax, and she was only in the final season, doubt too many people know about it.

If women committed sexual assault at the same rate as men, you’d have half-a-point. But they don’t, and you don’t. So, here’s your toaster, please return to the green room.

Roald Dahl definitely got one thing right:

Who says she’s an arbiter of anything? She’s an actress who, as usual, is being asked by the press to give an opinion on her male co-stars’ behaviour - as if she’s in any way accountable or responsible for it - so she can then be judged more harshly on those opinions than the men ever were for their behaviour. You…

So interesting how many people here in the comments want to drag Rose Byrne for working with Marky McHatecrime yet didn’t have have a goddamn word to say to Will Ferrell after THREE Daddy’s Home movies.

“...talks about myself being compared directly to another beautiful woman.”

Amanda Knox, a tabloid fixture mostly known for being part of the worst semester abroad of all time...

More like Hugh Jasshole, amirite?

Has anyone checked on Bobby? The voodoo doll she made of him is going to take some serious punishment tonight. 

I was in 7th or 8th grade when my grandmother took me to the mall Regis and told them I wanted to look like Rachel from friends. I have super thick, course, kind-of-wavy-but-more-frizzy hair. They gave me what the stylist called a “star cut” which is actually (according to her) how they do “the Rachel.” They part the…