Katya was robbed in All Stars 2.

Not intending to be first in this comment thread, hope I’m not, but:

My husband recently got a new trimmer, after a few months of neglecting the process. I don’t care either way, really, but after his trimmer arrived and he showered, he emerged from the bathroom and announced, “You should see him. He looks ten years younger.”

...with warm wishes and kind regards,
Ramsey Bolton.

Around here, we call that kind of sex “skinny repeal.” It’s not what you promised, it’s not what you were hoping for, no one is really satisfied, and you know it will lead to big problems in the future ... but maybe better than nothing?

She’s a woman holding a book she must be dealt with appropriately.

Imagine Tinsley Mortimer at her peak wearing a Monique Lhullier wedding dress spattered with mud, trapped with a band of men in chain mail and women wearing a lot of velvet and ruffs for days.

Mass incarceration is a legitimate problem, but lock up serial rapists forever. They aren’t victims of a system stacked against them; the justice system is built to their advantage, especially in the case of the Brock Turners of this world.

 I’m looking forward to a day when a woman can safely choose be sexy in a world where it is universally understood that consent doesn’t changed because you were naughty in texts yesterday, or actively engaged in sexy time and chose to stop at whatever fucking point you felt like it. That slut shaming and victim…

she “didn’t want people to think she was raped.”

God, the history textbooks 60 years from now are going to be so weird.

Thank you. Heaven forbid women simply exist, because lord knows if anything ever happens, there will be someone there, right on cue, to scold her for not doing x, y, z juuuuuuust right under the guise of “safety” and “being smart.”

He thrusts his fists against the post and still insists he sees the ghost.

BEEP BEEP RICHIE

“This house will last forever.”

Excited for the “I used to like jlaw, but now that she’s gotten a certain amount of attention she needs to go” comments! Feminism!

As much as I want to be a hipster grump about rosé because I’ve been drinking it for years, I’m happy that this means now I can walk into a grocery store and get some goddamn decent rosé! Before it became on trend in the US, you could only find the sickeningly sweet white zinfandel and other cloying cheap wines. It…

Seriously. I could give a fuck what color it is or what it looks like on camera. Just get it into my bloodstream please and thank you.

“I have a suspicion that he’s converted to Judaism purely for the jokes.”

One of the greatest things that ever happened is that my bff took a photo of me on Ecstasy, half-naked, 19 years old, and about 120 lbs. Given the young, hot bod and the inhibitions of the drugs, it’s huge to know that for even one moment in time, I was that sexy.