Here, in a vignette, is the genesis of the ethos and hivelogic of all libertarian/men’s rights advocates:

He seems like a good egg. And a serious fan of the Williams sisters.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, why can’t we have a leader this fine? #makeamericahotagain

So who’s going to tell her about the election?

“What’s in YOUR wallet?”
“A dick pic from your husband.”

Okay, Casey. Thanks.

Which ex-husband? Her first one who she cheated on?

My 32 year old husband is obsessed with Lil Yachty, who knows a good divorce attorney?

As Dorinda Medley would say “Not well, Bitch!”

I feel bad. How’s everyone doing?

Pretty sure Chris Farley would play on her SNL were he still living.

People who want to save money on contraception by making themselves unfuckable through sartorial idiocy?

Ugh and he’d try to talk to you about his art too.

I read “Ashley Benson” as “Amber Benson” and was excited that she rated a DirtBag. Now I’m just sad.

If he’s going for alliteration with “Cryin’ Chuck”, he’s failed miserably.

Schrödinger’s tapes.

Cool stigmatizing of mental illness, brah.

Siri set the best reminder for me to tell a co-worker:

Some poor young woman is looking at 10 years for doing what she thought was right. They’re going to make an example out of her.