When I really have to poop but the RHONY are fighting and I can’t miss the drama face?

To be fair, if my plane crashes and the only survivors are me and Idris Elba then I’m totally going to try to fuck him. Hell, I might try to fuck Kate Winslet too...I mean, if I’m probably going to die anyway then at least I’ll die having ticked that of my “to-do” list.

I guarantee you he had to ask someone how to spell Barron’s name.

Plus it says not to drink right on the prescription label. Only Lucille Bluth gets a pass for that.

Sucky attempt at a Real Housewives tagline, GP. 1/10 speaking of, what’s your favorite tagline? Sonja is killing me with her “there’s nothing grey about my gardens​” tagline this season.

...a thousand words.

Why is this restricted to the military? Nonconsensual sharing of nude photos seems like something that should be banned everywhere.

Just wanna share this:

Totally agree. Donald keeps acting like he’s doing real estate deals in Queens. He thinks that he can just fuck with people and get away with it (and who could blame him for thinking this? He’s been playing this game his whole life.)

He looks like the guy from The Meaning of Life

I get you. I also get the impulse to go for the low blow on people that spend all too much time demonstrating how reprehensible they are, however rude and unwarranted.

My brother will forever insist Pence looks like Cotton Hill from KOTH. So I thought I’d send you a reply w/Cotton’s image. While scrolling through Google Images I found this.

“Being naked makes us human” is one of those dumb as fuck things people who think they’re deep and meaningful say.

He(?) looks like PK from RHOBH

Jane Fonda looks good, but I lack a second example.

We have to get to work. We have to stop eating each other—not stop criticizing when appropriate, but going for the jugular when a simple “bad idea, do better” would work is uneeded on all sides of the liberal coin—and focus on the GOP. I know that seems harder but we need to do it. HAMMER THEM.