1. Stop washing your hands.

I’m not sure if the internet has made us dumber or if it just amplifies the voice of stupid people making us seem dumber but it’s disconcerting.

Seriously! The fact that he used the word girls instead of women said it all.

Mom of an elite gymnast competing in tumbling and trampoline. THIS SET MY SOUL ON FIRE. Not only have you outed yourself as sexist, but you have outed yourself as a pervert, sir.

Thank you for mentioning that!

My 1st grader is still in his front facing car seat. As the article mentions, the weight limit is 65 pounds and he still has 20 pounds to go. He has complained about wanting a booster seat like many of his friends, but we have stood firm.

I agree to an extent, but this is a shared responsibility in my book.

Yeah, suck on that, judge!

I would argue that the only thing worse would be laying insulation while topless 

The only crime here is Sheetrocking topless. You’re gonna be cleaning dust and dirt out of your pores for days! So itchy!!

Fuck this shit. I’m done with the internets for the day. 

In my son’s early days of school (k-3 grade) his resource teacher would start off the meeting by going around in a circle and talking about his strengths. I loved this. It put everyone in a friendly mood and it really made me feel great to hear good things about my son. When you have a child in the special school…

Because the principles Sanders fights for are also being fought in the Democratic primary by ______________

Probably not. But how could I possibly say for sure?

I mean, you could do that without hanging up all the streamers.

He’s playing to a fickle audience, that being American voters who claim they have no bias towards gays, but grimace when they see “two guys kiss on the lips”.  

Did the horse have bus fare?  Neighgative.

I’d fuck him, or let him fuck me, or do whatever in the world he’d fucking want if he would just drop out and spend his money like he did in 2018 and try to flip the fucking Senate instead of doing what he’s doing now.

“These allegations are being made by a man who is currently out on bail for federal crimes and is desperate to reduce his exposure to prison.”