Oh heck yes. Long live that pizza truck. 

This is the only relevant answer.

As long as someone isn’t trying to pull into the spot on the other side it is totally fine.

It really can be so complicated, particularly at that age. If you missed this one, we did a piece about how to talk to your kids about porn that you might find helpful. And I highly recommend watching the Lisa Ling piece I link to in there... It was eye-opening, to say the least. https://offspring.lifehacker.com/how-to…

I’m working through my sudden and unaccountable lust for that little leather chair in the Lucy set. Look at that thing. I could hurl myself petulantly onto it AND easily tie my shoes from it. You can sit on it at all sorts of angles to get dressed. And the sex stuff of course.

Just for being officially in LEGO.

That’s awesome! Now if the media could keep her name out of their headlines until a Dem wins I’d really appreciate it. Cause I have a mini heart attack any time I see her mentioned. For obvious reasons. 

Those ships were clearly still in the atmosphere. Wasn’t that the whole point of the scene, that they couldn’t ascend out of atmo without guidance or whatever?

For the love, lift up the seat before you stick the brush in there, otherwise you’re going to drip on it when you pull the brush back out!

I don’t know about being VP but I do appreciate that, within a few days of dropping out, he picked the person he wanted to get behind, which I take as solid evidence that he made his choice based on his values and ideals rather than waiting to endorse someone at the most opportune moment.

It does feel that way, but the world, mostly, got back to liberalism after the fascists, so don’t give up hope! Fight the good fight!

It may be wrong, but the pendulum seems to be swinging in that direction worldwide. I don’t have a whole heck of a lot of hope for this new decade.

I realize that Christian churches tend to get ridiculed on Jezebel, but The United Methodist Church, historically, has been pretty progressive for a mainstream Christian organization. In the 1970s, it supported ERA and women’s right to abortion. In the 19th Century, the church opposed slavery, while supporting women’s…

I have to think that if you’re forming a splinter group to “Get back to traditional values” you are on the wrong, abusive side of history, like the Pilgrims, or Warren Jeffs.

Kanye West celebrated the first anniversary of his Sunday Service  tax avoidance grift

I didn’t notice the pod on first viewing, but now all I see is sandwich. 

For a second there his pod looked like a Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich and I thought, “Well they’re just mashing up all the biggest memes of 2019 aren’t they?” (The overall orange coloring didn’t help assuage the Popeye’s association in my mind)

If men are supposed to be the calm, logical, and rational gender, then why are they losing their minds over fictional characters in movie franchises? Did they get their periods or something?

But David, you really need ALL of the rare manual shit-boxes from Colorado. These poor things will last forever out here in the nice, salt-free west. They need you to facillitate their final trip to the great rust pile in the sky.