Putin’s my favorite world leader. Why? Because he’s a sociopath and proud of it. Obama is also a sociopath but has go to great lengths in order to hide it. Putin just doesn’t give a fuck.

Neat little fact: the “crosse” in “lacrosse” means the stick itself. In other words, lacrosse is French (or bastardized French-Canadian) for “the lacrosse stick.”

Even male sports DUIs are more fun to watch.

Sam is making a case for himself as the king white knight on deadspin.

Love the new narrative that nobody who is successful does anything to deserve it. It’s not my shit writing that’s keeping me working at Gawker instead of with the big boys, it’s blind luck!