Another one bites the dust. Poor Kanye, he joins a long list of men that go nuts after joining the Kardashian clan.

Ooooh, during sex! I thought you meant a doctor pricking you with a needle. That makes more sense. I just asked my husband if he ever accidentally sits on his balls/dick and he said it’s impossible. I told him about this, and now he feels ashamed of his size. :(

Wait...what? Your post is a wealth of strange new information. You draw blood out of a penis? There are rubber donuts for having sex with a big dick? You can sit on your own penis??? This is all amazing to me.

Could not agree with you more. My biggest fear is that Trump and Sanders will be the nominees and America will need to choose between two candidates who represent the wet dreams of their parties. They’re both way too unrealistic. There’s not enough support to make either of their promises a reality.

What the hell is happening in that turkey gif?

I like libertarianism. Raised republican, it seemed like a less insane choice. Small government, less taxes going places you don’t support. (I know, I know, it’s the party of assholes. We don’t care about other people.)

Don’t they not believe in welfare? From what I’ve seen/read, I thought libertarians took their money ideas from the right, social ideas from the left. So small government, no “handouts.”

Ooooh my goodness, that’s disgusting. Nobody looked at him before he stepped onto the field? Nobody thought to say...hey man, let’s maybe skip the uniform idea?

Haha, yeah. The belly’s alright. But that butt....

Yeah, I’ll agree with that. If you’re actually with someone, this is kind of a nice body. I was just surprised that someone so famous wasn’t pressured into a six-pack. Although this might be intentional for the role, I have no idea what this movie is about.

The clips of this show before it aired made it look kind of ‘eh’. But watching snippets of the actual show, I might have to start recording it. Looks great!

Huh. He’s actually a bit more ‘dad-bod’ than I would have guessed. Oh well.

I lived in NH for a while, and I thought the political climate was really impressive. It’s the only place I’ve ever seen where the people as a whole don’t get wrapped up in party ideologies. They are almost aggressively against any kind of hive mindset, so they challenge everything they hear. The result is that the…

I cannot wait for this to happen! I grew up in the 90's/2000's when the top hits were a mix of pop and angsty, angry rock. Korn, Disturbed, Slipknot, etc. Then hiphop mixed with pop and gave us what’s been popular for the last decade or so. It’s been fun, but I’m ready to go back. I keep hearing bits of Fall Out Boy…

I’m always a little baffled by the intense hatred for certain bands. And how trendy it becomes. Nickelback was the butt of the musical joke for a decade! And really, they’re so middle-of-the-road mediocre. How can you hate something so average? Now it’s cool to bash Coldplay, another sort of boring, average band. They…

Good point. I would probably need a 2nd person to apply the scaly details while I’m wearing it. One day I’ll make this happen.

Good to know. I’ve always wanted to be Mystique for Halloween, but could never figure out how to go to a party and not ruin the furniture.

Yeah, terrible execution. The neckline is a disaster.

Well that sucks. Why would they put a filter on it that makes it look brown?? In today’s cultural climate, of course you’re going to get called racist. And if you go to the trouble of painting yourself sparkly purple...why mess with the color at all?

Have you done hashes? Someone runs out into the woods, throwing down a trail of chalk, and then a crowd of people chase after them, drinking along the way. It’s fun, unless it’s a long one, then you start to feel pukey.