As said in the video...Can you imagine being caught masturbating in that thing?? I feel skeevy and paranoid just watching porn on my laptop like a normal person. I would never be comfortable enough to make it so I can’t see or hear my surroundings and go off on this little sex adventure.

Yes! We called them our “experiments,” and they were just a random hodgepodge of crap thrown in a dixie cup and left for months. Often, the mix of chemicals would dissolve the cup completely or turn into a solid cup-shaped brick. It’s amazing we never killed ourselves mixing bad chemicals.

Hang in there. Amongst all the faux outrage and nonsense, there are a lot of well-meaning people here.

Yeah, it’ll take one hell of an actress....I’m trying to think of someone who would fit the bill and I’m coming up empty.

Hmm, an awful lot of James Franco hate here this morning. Is it because he’s pretentious? Sure, the guy seems like an egocentric d-bag, but he can make a decent movie. A lot of people seem turned off that a white guy would tell Zola’s story, and I get that. But if people had been breaking down her door trying to show…

I guess I don’t understand the James Franco hate here, celebrities go in and out of style on Jezebel pretty fast, so I just try to roll with it. But I am also really really excited about this series! A lot of King’s more recent books have paled in comparison to his old stuff. But this one was fantastic! I’m waiting…

Hmm, interesting. The monogamy part was unexpected, because in today’s society, we’ll often hear “I don’t need a man” as a sort of feminist rallying cry. The money part makes sense. Our one constant throughout history is that we have babies, and we need to raise them until they can manage themselves. In poorer…

Well, to be fair, her family really made a mess of that one before Bush came along. (This is why we all need living wills!) But you’re right, when he entered the picture it got much worse.

Kind of an interesting thought, how women’s status can go up and down through the years. Makes you wonder what could cause such a change where women would lose what they had gained. But look at what happened to Afghanistan. Women were doctors, lawyers, etc. Then the Taliban came in and poof! All gone. To bring it…

Man, I feel for Jeb. It’s like watching the sad slow death of a pet hamster. You know it’ll eventually end, but it takes so damn long.

Very cool, thanks! It looks like I side with everyone equally, with a slight edge for Trump.....so that was weird. I think a lot of America (not the extremists that we tend to hear about) would have a similar situation. A little liberal, a little conservative.

You’re a photographer? My job is hair and makeup for photoshoots. I travel all over to shoot. Do you happen to have a model mayhem #? I’m #1898118. I would love to see your work, those action shots are usually amazing!

I’m so excited to try this! In my humble opinion, it’s way harder to find a lady friend than it is to find romance. My New Year’s Resolution last year was to make a friend, and I completely bombed. I did Meetups, friends of friends, even Craigslist. I do a lot of extreme sports, and I always try to stress to people…

This is one of the strangest things I’ve seen in my hometown. Nobody’s very well off, and they bitch and moan about the democrats ruining their lives. But if they sat and thought about it for a minute, they’d realize that it’s more liberal policies that are going to help them. I’m not sure if it’s a pride thing. (“I’m…

Crappy thing to say, yeah. But kind of true? Visit China, Japan, Korea...hell, even just take a walk through San Fransisco. You will hear some pretty shocking anti-black nonsense spewed pretty casually.

Two people without mats. Gross, guys. Get it together.

Did not watch it, but your comment made me laugh. Silicon Valley is always ‘meh.’ The media makes it seem way cooler and more exciting here than it ever was. We’re actually just a bunch of rich, overworked, depressed engineers.

I’m not a huge fans of hers. I’ve read her books, and seen a bit of Chelsea Lately. Especially in the books, she comes off as a grown woman who just can’t get her shit together. Like a Seth Rogen character come to life. However, I do think it’s good that women like her and Amy Schumer exist. There’s a whole genre of…

Exactly. Both are pandering to the desires of the most extreme members of their parties. And to an extent, that’s expected when you’re trying to win the nomination. But people get too excited at the promise of all their dreams coming true, they don’t realize that the money and support for these ideas just isn’t there…

Eh, maybe. There was a lot of hype about Charlize. She’s known as a good actress who can “ugly it up”. I agree with someone who commented above saying that one of the main actors could have been replaced. Either Charlize or Tom, and it would have had the same appeal.