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the animal CGI seems destined to age poorly.

Sure it is, but that’s not really an excuse for bad art. I mean, life can be anticlimactic, and it can have poor sound and awful performances, and it can often seem pointless and trite and cliched. But I would hope the books I read or TV shows or movies I watch lack those negative elements.

Not a rape.

CUT MY ZOO!!!

MAX you are on a fucking plane!  There are probably bottles of oxygen and masks so you don’t have to breath in spores you dumb fuck.

Let’s face it, Stephen King’s not a great writer, period. And yeah, his sex scenes are pretty bad in general. He’s a great story teller and has one hell of an imagination, but his style is lacking, to say the least.

People love outrage. It’s the only thing that allows some people to process things...other than a bran muffin.

My god, the “famous person says something fundamentally supportive in an imperfect* way so let’s shit on him” genre has to die.

...but enough about the South and Midwest.

I don’t see how the OP was asking an “inflammatory question” at all. You might not like the question, but overall it was an honest one. Can we stop taking our anger out on people who are just trying to understand? You might have had something really educational for this person to hear. You might know things or

Wait, so you have to share the struggles they’ve experienced, otherwise you’re not one of them, you’re just doing blackface?

And there’s literally millions of people who think transgenderism is fake. And they’re wrong. Maybe you are, too.

You don’t think that this:

Only an Amish runaway who has no conception of standup comedy would think she literally meant “every joke about sex is low-hanging fruit.” This is the famous Jezebel willful misinterpretation at work.

“MSN reports that Botha fired his rifle on the charging cows, but a fourth swept in and surprised him from the side.”

Is anyone else kinda surprised that Colin Jost is into people? He looks like he’d be more intersted in an old issue if National Geographic or a nicely landscaped lawn.

I thought Katys song was about spit or swallow decision.

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And I’m kind of reminded of ohwhatshisface...

Between the Death Star and Jurassic Park/World I don’t know which one I’m more surprised keeps getting financing.