They do know Natalie Portman is nearing her 40's right? Ok she doesn’t exactly look it but can they not drop the “young woman” roles?

I have never tried Chipotle. The food bourne illness stories have cemented my desire to never try it. I can go to Taco Bell if I want the shits.

I do agree with you. I think the internet does go overboard with every show needs to have the right message with every group or people explode. This show might not be good, but I think especially comedies or satire should be given a large leeway in being offensive sometimes as long as it is funny. Often in movies and…

Keep in mind, I am not questioning the fact that this show isn’t good.

Can anybody explain to me the problem with an actress wearing a fatsuit in 20-freaking-18? I mean, I would get the anger about this particular part of the show, if she would portray an overweight character through its whole run or if it would look like a cartoony caricature, but it’s the story of an overweight girl…

a fat suit in 20-freakin’-18

The problem started when they made a popular movie better put together than the arthouse fare and it still didn’t get nominated.

The answer to “Why do you think popular movies are shitty?” is “Because you are a snob.”

For a bit of context, this is actually something of a return to the original Oscars, which offered two Best Picture awards, one for Outstanding Picture, and another for Best Unique and Artistic Picture.

I’ll back them kids from high school up on (one of) the novels. The Fall of Reach was a stellar read back when I was a kid in high school, and should be the starting off point of any adaptation. The Flood was a pretty meh retelling of the first game, and given that the leaked script from the canned movie was based on…

The Fall of Reach was a great book. I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.

Wouldn’t make the best TV show though.

I’m saying it now. Sonic is trash. Except for the slushies.

Agreed. What a weird letter. Did no one ever introduce its writer to the concept that stuff he isn’t into isn’t inherently stupid? I could understand it if one of his partner’s interests drove him crazy for philosophical reasons (e.g. his boyfriend being religious while the LW obviously isn’t), but yeah,…

When it’s still locked inside the tortured imagination of its creator, but before the names of the protagonists have been decided upon.

I have some heinous shit on my old deadjournal account, up to and including blanket-calling everyone the N word for shock value, my comments being “How Many Dead Babies Does It Take To Leave A Comment/1 Dead Baby/2 Dead Babies, etc, and heinous tales of me and my friend Kendall trying to shock old people at the mall…

Trust me, whatever conversation you were having gets forgotten the instant you get hit in the face with a lobster claw.

I prefer the middle-ground approach of walking over, upending their table, and screaming “SHUT UP MOTHERFUCKERS”.

“The business model sucked but only because the deal was too good for the consumer. How often does that ever happen? Have you ever had that before?”

Speaking as A survivor of childhood sexual abuse, I will stand up for Gunn here.