I mean, who understands the courtship of Asian women better than white American men?

Drew Magary is the walking talking breathing version of what’s left over in a bird’s nest once the hatchlings finally learn to leave it.

Her plastic surgeon is both delighted and offended that you haven’t considered there are reasons other than photoshopping that she looks this way.

If they used anymore bronzer people would be crying cultural appropriation. 

Speaking as an ex-fifty year old, fifty is that magical age where you’re still able to convince yourself that you’ve done the impossible and beaten old age. You’ll notice most ‘old age cure’ TED talks are hosted by enthusiastic fifty year olds.

I read somewhere that Aniston has basically made a career being the subject of tabloid fodder. She gets paid six figures for each of those interviews, plus rolling out one or two totally forgettable rom-coms every year, plus shilling water and Aveena. She’s basically built out a career being Jennifer Aniston.

He was skinny, that’s enough for most people to assume he was also healthy.

“avoidant-restrictive food intake disorder,” in which sufferers only tolerate certain foods

you know, maybe we should just, I guess, let these people die.  we waste so many resources saving people from their own stupid choices.

There’s so much evidence that daily life in America makes people fucking miserable. So much. Actual depression resulting from going back to work? WTF. Why do we insist on treating people like shit here? I imagine that treating workers well might actually be good for the ol’ bottom line. But no. Class war is more…

That’s “Be Best by” date.

It's ironic because she looks more like him than any.of the others. 

Those extensions...y’all stop making her out to be a hero because those are some 1% Becky shit. Her Faustian ass hairdresser got paid tho. Goofothem.

Exactly: Ivanka’s chin is purchased. And the boys try to camouflage theirs with trendy hipster chin fuzz, which honestly, does nothing for homely homies. Exhibits A-D: Ted Cruz, tRump Jr. 1, tRump Jr. 2, and even Paul Ryan FFS!!!!!

They are trying to sell cologne and use Johnny Depp as part of the strategy. That’s incredible. Depp looks like the worst smelling male on the planet.

I might be wrong but I’m going to honestly share how I feel about this article. We need to have a “me too” level awakening around the ramifications around alcohol consumption. I had, in my thirties, a wake up call about drinking when I got in to a bar fight and woke up not remembering a thing. It was the first time I…

Slate is on an awful Prudence streak; DMO also consistently goes off the rails, making assumptions and giving advice based on stuff not in the letter; I find the “specialty” advice columns (How to Do It, Care and Feeding) a lot better.

I wonder if her being an attractive young woman had anything to do with Trump hiring her. Isn’t it about time he started shopping for wife #4?

I used to read Dear Prudence and remember that while a lot of the advice was good, Emily Yoffee would go off the rails whenever anybody talked about rape or consent. It’s really odd that she would proactively choose write about rape and sexual harrassement stories in defense of the potential criminals. Even if she…

“This POTUS is working harder for the American people than anyone in recent history.”