Why ISN’T Ghislane Maxwell being investigated and/or charged with anything? Just from basically existing as a person during 2019, I have heard about a million times how she procured and paid young girl victims for Epstein’s three or more daily “massages”.

If you were “blathered” in a normal student bar, but still conscious of two random men, you’re doing it wrong. Or your Gaydar is tuned to the wrong frequency.

“The caliber high enough.”

This might be the stretchiest of stretches ever published on jezebel. Wtg, Lauren!

[In my best Jeff Lebowski voice]:

Better than a celebutante blocking the hallway to Instaselfie herself in front of someone else’s rowing trophies.

tbh, why would they be “enthused”?

She loved disintegrating into little pieces strapped into a car doing the same at 400mph in the desert?

Yeah I feel like such a wimp for refusing to strap myself to a jet engine and blow myself to smithereens in the desert, like a REAL human being

Lauding her drive and willingness to do amazing things is great, and I’m sure as hell sad about this, but calling people gutless and sheep because they choose not to take unnecessary risks for an adrenaline thrill is some really pathetic projecting.

It is definitely not a halter! You are (probably) not going crazy!

No, the very definition of a halter top is that the top is held in place be a strap behind the neck which leaves at least parts of the back bare. One strap, as opposed to two over the shoulders on tank tops, or none on strapless dresses, tube tops etc. Although when I googled for an example, it seems people think…

Gabrielle Union’s throwback halter

Its is hard for me to believe the british royal family “deplores the exploitation of any human being and the suggestion he would condone, participate in or encourage any such behaviour is abhorrent” when that has been their stchik for centuries

The people of the UK could just hold a referendum to seize all the royal assets and sell them off or turn them in to museums or whatever, right? Like why do they put up with all the royal bullshit?

The ban is benign...as long as you ignore all the Mormon-backed, pseudo-scientific dietary supplement MLM shit coming out of Utah.

While all other aspects of Mormonism are completely sound. 

One of my mother’s best friends is Mormon. And as a child in the 70s, remember their pantry filled with every kind of processed, packaged food imaginable, but they eschewed coffee, tea, and soda, because the body is a temple. I’ve never understood this disconnect.

For me, that bridge too far was believing crazy bullshit.

Idea: Let’s split up the US. New England can join Canada. Large coastal cities not in New England and not on the West Coast (this includes Chicago) can be city-states joined in a system like the Hanseatic League. Florida and Puerto Rico can work shit out with the Bahamas (the actual 51st state). Texas can get fucked…