Domestic ones like spinning wheels, wild ones take the L train after grabbing a slice?

OMGGGGG

We love fat-shaming our pit-boxer mix with a thyroid issue. She’s a little chubster. Also, she is weird. The things we say to her are so inappropriate for anywhere else in public. When we forget and say stuff in front of company, they sometimes get these horrified looks on their faces and threaten to kidnap her.

Mine actively pulls the covers aside to crawl under them, and lay curled up under/behind knees. He will stay there all night long. It’s adorable, but also semi-unbearable because he is like a walking heat source, and it gets pretty freaking warm under there.

He wouldn’t say that, because he probably thinks women breastfeeding is disgusting.

Yes please, all of this.

Covered on gold and bling, obvi.

I LOVE Sephora. I just got to VIB Rouge at the end of 2015, and I am fucking stoked.

Yeah, I’m in the mountain time zone and the tweet shows 5:27 am for me. Twitter corrects for your location.

Where I live, it can literally be 60 degrees at 2 pm, and 2 feet of snow at 4 pm. I would love the heck out of some stiletto crampons, or even stiletto snow shoes or teles (to protect my very pretty shoes).

I think I am going to need a diagram of this one.

Also - the Friends?!?! *sob*

I’m addicted to them, I’ll admit it. P·I·V·O·T

Clearly a horrible person.

The composite kinda looks like Justin Timberlake....NEW CONSPIRACY????

What I really want to know is:

Why does Jezebel/Gawker media think that because I read this article, I want to know about 3 different versions of another article about a motorcycle?

Little Keanu is ADORABLE as hell. Looks like my BFF’s kitten, who is ADORABLE as hell, and deaf.

#anyreasonforakittenpic #sorrynotsorry #OMGKittens

That happened to me in London. I flew in from the US with 4 hours to transfer to my Edinburgh flight, and all outgoing flights were cancelled due to fog. I ended up sleeping on the floor in a cafe and flying out at 6 am the next morning, driving from Edinburgh to Dundee, showering, and then photographing a 4 pm…

That was said by the woman who was raped and initially id’d SA as the perp - not the writer.

Don’t forget the Twizzlers, man!

That was the line that *really* burned me up.

Well, he ain’t lying...High, to the side...