Yeah - the video creeped me out, but damn, she's an amazing dancer. As a former dancer, I love the idea of ballerinas being pop culture stars, and we are getting some awesome ones these days.

I used to have a favorite Indian restaurant that knew me enough that my request for heat was "make me sweat, but don't make me cry." They laughed every time, and made my food perfect, every time. I miss you, Taj Mahal in Hamtramck!

I have a strange allergic response to big players of the allergy world: dairy, shellfish, peanuts, mushrooms. I have not yet had an anaphylactic response, but my doctor (who did the testing) said that it could simply be a matter of exposure levels, and could happen at any time. As it is now, I vomit, get the spins,…

Honestly, I need ALL OF THEM. Because Cats. And Reasons. And Internet. Also, Purrs!

Oh, Cat HQ - do you not recall your agent in Colorado, the beautiful black persian cat (of blessed memory) who LOVED the snow and would cry and yowl to go run around in it and catch the snowflakes? She enjoyed it so very much to make up for any other team members' aversions. I miss that girl. It's been 2 years. 2…

Thanks for that. I have no human children, but 3 dogs and 2 cats. I know they aren't kids. But who the fuck cares.

That last gif, I love love love it, because if you look alllll the way in the back, some dude is walking out and then like "Oh, nope, gonna stay in my room tonight."

Absolutely. You can tell because the closet is empty in the bedroom photo.

These pics are totally fake. That's a staged apartment if I've ever seen one.

Oooh, I love that.

THE LARGEST PRIVATE PICKLE IN THE WORLD!

Seriously though, I've avoided Houston for ages, maybe this will convince me.

PS - I am totally wearing my "custom-made crystal head wrap" right now.

I *would* lose my mind. I swear, every time I go to a museum I am all "LETS GO SEE BLING NAO."
I have the distinct honor of being a resident of the single city in the world hosting a full scale exhibit of Cartier jewelry. You bet yr patootie I am going to instagram and hashtag EVERY MINUTE of my visit.

MY FAVORITEST DANCING CAT VIDEO OF ALL TIME AND I JUST SANG MY WAY THROUGH THE WHOLE THING - much to the horror and chagrin of my husband.

OBVIOUSLY this is a very popular topic. Can we now institute Tiara Tuesdays as a rule??

LOVE IT! The Empress had the BEST taste in bling. I swear I shot an entire roll of film in the royal jewelry room alone at the Louvre on my first visit.

I love it! Indeed. This is wonderful. I didn't have any more work to do today anyway.

Also, this one is mine:

NOW YOU ARE SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE, IN AN ELEGANT AND TASTEFUL MANNER THAT CONVEYS RESPECT AND YET HONORS CENTURIES OF BLING APPRECIATION. I SALUTE YOU SIR.

Ugh, YES. The 'I don't see race or color' argument is enough to get me noping right the fuck outta there, because I can't with those people.