LOL can I mansplain as a woman? I love this response

Come on, Rachel. At the end of the day, whether people like it or not, most societies still consider marriage, children, etc, as the things you’re supposed to say are the most important in your life.

One is actual sexism, and one is... a marriage proposal.

I would love it if maybe just once, when talking about the awful “sexism” at the Olympic Games, Saudi Arabia would be mentioned.

In the eyes of the Christianized N. American, Muslims are barbarians who live simply because of the generosity of their “cultural sophistication”. I don’t understand when Muslims in America or Canada volunteer for the armed forces or apply to be cops. Makes no sense.

It was the 4th of July. Fireworks are illegal in Illinois so we have to settle for racial profiling to celebrate.

“You’re a prison” is such a good comeback.

But we just finished smoking something.

It’s because you’re looking up definitions instead of reading the fucking situation in which a likely swarthy fellow wearing mostly white (possibly eggshell) who has been checking out your better half is asking to go somewhere and get nude.
Stop looking things up you prude nerd.

Sex stuff. IRL heterosexual men don’t offer other heterosexual men whom they do not know free drugs unless sex with that man’s partner is also involved.

How is Lilly King “hypocritical” or “disingenuous” if she swims clean and agrees that Justin Gatlin deserves a permanent ban? Try blowing the dust off a dictionary and read the definitions of those two words. She may be naive, and if you want to call her an asshole, fine, your opinion... but the rest of your judgment…

Zachary D. Manprin: Cardinal Fan or Schiano Man?

‘black white or purple’ *marks down square on ‘ignorant bingo’ card* IVE GOT BINGO

Yeah, ‘cause the hair options in Skyrim were fucking stellar, especially for people with different hair types. People with literal broomsticks for hair were well represented though.

It might be equally unlikely that he would have been president without her. They support each other’s ambitions and like most couples, drive each other’s destinies.

Nope, we can not all agree on that.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

And shouting down John Lewis, an American civil-rights hero, helps Bernie’s cause how??

Silver doesn’t get a shoutout for pulling the All-Star game from Charlotte because of HB2?

I mean... it’s pretty shitty that Dallas has to go begging to billionaires to get money to cover things that it should just be taxing everybody for. But given a broken tax base/structure, sure, I guess Mark Cuban is all right for helping out.