“DO NOT THINK HE IS GUILTY I just work at subway and thought this was funny.”

It would definitely be a glow, yes.

Are you saying that if I spread fire on my skin, I will have a beautiful youthful glow? NATURALLY?

I feel this. My husband loves to complain, genuinely just loves kvetching. And I HATE hearing it more than anything else in my life. There have been arguments where I have said to him, “Oh I am going to do [all these things you say you hate and therefore complain about] and you will have nothing to complain about EVER…

For instance, there is an ongoing debate in our house over what lunch should cost. Is $30 for two people too much? That seems to be the going rate in these parts, and no matter how hard my husband tries, he cannot will it back down to $19. Is he cheap, or am I nuts? (Answer: We are both both.)

“Buying this Barbie jeep is the craaaaaaziest thing I’ve ever done! So cool! And crazy!”

She lost her license because she refused the breath test and her awesome parents took her car away.Her parents are the heroes here.

She’s not my hero. She drove drunk and is choosing to make light of her punishment instead of accepting the consequences.

2005? Oh shit you guys, I’m from 10 years in the future and I have to tell you...shit gets worse. Take all of your money out of the market in 2007, you’ll thank me.

Is that dress making anyone else want to watch Aahhh! Real Monsters?

Me too. I honestly wish Giles could intercede. (from what little info I’ve read it does seem like everyone has tried)

It causes my chest to hurt whenever I read about his problems with drugs and alcohol. I know he’s not Xander, but it feeeeels that way to me.

I simultaneously love and hate all of this.

Is that weird?

So... you just have these on your hard drive or?

My biggest beef with my husband when we were in the throes of childrearing — he would “help” by doing things that didn’t need to be done right then. For example, we’re preparing for a family gathering and he helps by cleaning the garage. Then he gets mad when I get mad, because it’s not like he’s doing NOTHING.…

Do bears shit in the woods?

Bears are like “bitch, get out of my neighborhood. No? Prepare for the shitty consequences.”

+1! While I was watching this, I could hear my mother’s voice in my head saying, “That’s why we put things away when we’re done with them,” in a very smug tone. Finally, she’d think, the bears have come to prove me right.

That wretched child’s mother is a ray of sunshine, compared to her daughter. I can ALMOST hear her glee over the bears in the pool and the distress it’s causing her family.