I left, which is almost worse because you have to keep telling people you’re not like that.

not sure if my vagina will ever unclench after reading this

It's the Goldschlager of the new millennium.

That would seem reasonable, wouldn’t it?

I typed “Kristen Stewart sexuality” into the Google thing up there and it says her sexuality is “Network Connectivity Problems.”

After that I just write MS. COCOPOP on the board and tell them what it means, which is that I am here to teach.

Mrs. Clinton, as I clearly said, can choose whatever title she likes. What chafes is the assumption in the comment I responded to. Please follow the conversation.

Oh man, watching him own that little fuck face Paul Ryan in all the vice presidential debates was such a thing of a beauty.

It will. :)

I will give him the benefit of the doubt in that HS movies seem to touch teen girls more than guys, but Fast Times at Ridgemont High, American Graffiti, Dazed and Confused, and Varsity Blues speak to the fellas. Bill and Ted, Ferris Bueller, and Weird Science for wish fulfillment! More recently there’s Superbad.

Nat Wolff is WRONG. Has he ever seen any John Hughes movie? The Screams? Can’t Hardly Wait? She’s All That? Respect your elders, Nat.

We’ll be paying his debts until we die, too. Literally. Unless that public service forgiveness thing actually goes through and doesn’t have a cap put on it. It sucks, but at least we grew up poor and middle class seems like it will be a massive luxury one day.

I know! The Hiddlestoners are all on the spectrum “I’m so happy for him, they will have such cute babies!” to “You know, just because he has his arm around her doesn’t mean anything and we should totally not be jumping to conclusions right now. Like, who doesn’t have friends of the opposite sex?” I tried to convince…

And will be a virgin after several years of marriage to him, no doubt.

Meatloaf was my first concert when I was like 5, and since then I’ve spent a lot of time wondering what “that” was. I came to the same conclusion as you so it must be true. It’s definitely butt stuff.

Rollerblade race down Devil’s Backbone, because it’s the whitest thing I can think of!

He's just thinking out loud

Take it from a man: every single cheating man badmouths his wife to his mistress.

It once was. *shakes cane*

Totally read that as “Rachel Ray” and was deep into a WTF before I read it again.