Pregnancy is literally the only one of those side effects I would have a major issue with...

I don’t think Country radio will play this. And even if they do, I don’t think Today’s country listeners will like it.

This is so crazy. I was speaking to my neighbor and her son earlier today for the first time since I moved into my apartment in five years. Fast forward to this evening at 11PM and there’s a knock on my back door. It’s my neighbors son. I thought something might be wrong so I opened the door a little bit (fucking…

Not sure who I envy more in this situation... Justin or the Jias.

They call that “pulling a Neville Longbottom” these days

I don’t have the kind of time I need to do justice to that link right now.

Seeing the Pandas at the Atlanta Zoo was easily the most disappointing moment of 2015 for me, and that’s really saying something. They were sleeping when I was at their enclosure... if I hadn’t know better I would have thought they were dead.

I didn’t watch the show, but I went to high school with Aaron Tveit. We weren’t like friends or anything, but I can say with some degree of certainty that I wouldn’t buy him as Danny no matter his acting skills.

You’ve just described every selfie I’ve ever taken... without the tits part. I’m pretty prudish about showing my tits/cleavage.

Don’t speak its fucking name! I can live with the cold, just don’t want the snow!

Why does a newborn baby need a Twitter account? I'm 32 and I don't even have a Twitter account.

“You’d be so pretty if you just lost weight” My mother started telling me that when I was five.

Everytime I see/hear/or think about Anthony Bourdain I am reminded of Daniel Cleaver.

Oh, hey... I didn't need another reason to hate Beiber but I'll take it. He's the gift that keeps on giving.

I love her on a level I can’t even properly express and they never play her on Country radio :(

I like watching other people play this game but didn’t care much for playing it myself (I feel the same about Minecraft)... the community is fucking psychotic, and I say this as someone who works daily with people with genuine psychosis and mental illness.

I was in my late teens when Sex and The City was on tv and I remember vividly a scene where a dude was going down on Miranda and then tried to kiss her afterwards with MirandaJuice all over his face. She was grossed out and I just didn’t understand why. I mean, it’s her stuff, right? What’s the big deal?

I got my first Birchbox in October and was a little disappointed. My friends always seemed to get such great things which is what motivated me to sign up, I hope November is better.

I had my Skyla (hormonal, lasts about three years) IUD put in at the beginning of the month. I have a pretty low threshold for pain but can tolerate it with the best of them and this shit hurt. I’m not kidding. Having it put in was easily the most painful thing I’ve gone through. I’m told it’s less painful for women…

It’s super late and I’m in the gray so I doubt anyone will see this but I need a sounding board and maybe some advice if anyone actually sees this.