@Ye Olde Human: We're classified as animals simply because scientists decided to reject the notion that maybe we were created, and instead chose to sell evolutionary theory as fact. The only way to sell it would be to admit that if we evolved, we have to be animals as well — no different from the roaches an mosquitoes…

This was a pretty good idea for simple maintenance. It's sad some cheap criminals had to go and mess it up

@Ye Olde Human: I completely despise roaches. They are like demons incarnate to me. I kill them on sight. There, I have confessed my egregious crime. I will now await my sentence on death row.

@mullse01: They're rabbits...they get repopulated quite easily.

@Nilxchaos: Well, I was assuming they would also take the time to click "Go"...but you still have to hit Ctrl+Enter, depending on the browser you're using...which take care of those two.

@Alexander Riccio: sadly...yes...

@Turboweevel: Yeah, the poor thing gets hardly any air flow.

I had to teach my sister how to turn off her computer last week. She saw me hibernate it one time, and thought that was all she ever needed to do. Only problem is that she never did it right, so it would simply go into screensaver mode, and she assumed it was off (nevermind the fact that the screensaver is active).…

@yipcanjo: lol...rocket surgery...

@wætherman: You do realize he didn't go to the hardware store or use random premanufactured pieces lying around, right? I have no doubt that, using parts that someone else made, you would have no problem making a great toaster. But he mined his own materials and molded them on his own to make something that he…

@wætherman: I'm sorry; could you have done better?

Oh my frickin gosh. I have no idea what this has to do with gadgets and what not...but I'm going to go puke now.

@symbology: Rofl! That's comment of the day material there!

It's the work of aliens. On an unrelated note, I'm about to open up a small business that sells tin-foil hats of all shapes and sizes. Stay tuned for more details.

@fallenshell: They all decided it was time to evolve into something without wings. Too bad they forgot to land first.

Reminds me of the time my grandmother tried to call our house, but she dialed the wrong number. Someone else's answering machine picked up, obviously, and she called our local police because she thought someone had broken into our house and swapped out our answering machines.

Are we sure he didn't simply look back toward Sodom or something?

It amazes me the way those Japanese are always proving themselves geniuses (genii?), just by doing what everyone else thinks is too simple a solution to attempt.

@putermcgee: shoot, i lick the normal buttons.

@rubbabiscuit: No. I've been thinkin...there's no such thing as a free lunch, so it looks like I can't do it. Sorry