@rubbabiscuit: This comment makes me want to go to a random stranger's house, give them a couple sandwiches, and walk away.

@Firebert: If people we dumb enough to fall for their "scientific evidence" and believe that a stupid $5 bracelet could do all they claimed (I laughed really hard at their commercials), they deserved to be ripped off. Maybe they'll learn to pay attention to reason next time. My opinion.

Eww...who the heck wants a dessert made of bromine? I think someone should call FDA on this...

@Vortal_Bondage: Maybe our "mass-murdering" the mosquitoes is the system's own attempt to find a new balance. In which case, kill the stupid mosquitoes. Survival of the fittest. They bite us, and we bite back harder, because we're fit enough to not die when we land in a trash can. There's plenty of bugs out there to…

@JDragon: I'd rather kill them with this new method, if you don't mind...

@Traveshamockery: Does this mean that I'm getting lied to every time someone tries to sell me an energy efficient stove or water heater?

I prefer to have the player oriented so that the slot is facing me. But, unless it's an illusion due to the angle of the shot, this thing is so long that it'd practically be sticking halfway out into my living room. Not sure if that's improvement of not...

If and when the Plutonians discover they've been kicked out of the solar system, they are gonna be mad. And I, for one, do NOT want to be around when they retaliate!

@pixelsnader: Don't you see? This is for lazy people. If they start using words and crap that you have to pay attention to, the primary market is going to tune them out instantly. Enchanting music and a guy opening a box is really their only option.

@crackel: Oh ok. Thanks for clarifying!

After all that, I still don't quite understand what this thing is for.

@Walternate: The way I saw it, that's not really much of a simplification. All the Walmarts or Targets I've been in have about 30 registers, but only 3 at any given time have been open.

@Ramsay101: Don't be too hard on him. He spent too much time fixing my math and he never had time to read Hitchhiker's Guide

27000 mph*6 mph/100 years = 162 years

what if all i want is the girl in the bikini? Can I pay a discounted price then?

My tape always gets covered in grime on the end anyway. Hunting for the beginning has never been an issue. Filth: 1, Innovation: 0

@comrade_leviathan: I was thinking about using it at college. Don't exactly have room to pack a whole grill, and campus security wouldn't notice this one. Dollar burgers for everyone! I'll make a killing!

Dinner's ready!

@tomsomething: Actually, I'm pretty sure they just didn't want the rest of the camera and the photographer's hand filling up the entire shot.

@Fractal the Meek: Well, my "Kindle" is a "shy" nudist. It doesn't like to come to "work" with all those other "gadgets" looking at it, so it just "waits for me" at home, where it can "lie around" naked in the "living room" all day"."