I hope all these people can learn the following lesson from this: sports franchise owners are not your friends. They are a bunch of fucking snakes who don’t give a shit about you and will fuck you over in a heartbeat if it makes them an extra dollar. They don’t care about your kids or your emotions or your investment…

Hey, remember when St. Louis threw a bunch of public money at the NFL to steal a team with an established fanbase back in the mid-’90s, and they were the bad guys? Karma’s a bitch, and James Busch Orthwein can finish that bag of dicks Bob Kraft gave him in ‘94. St. Louis had to settle for the Rams, and you live by the…

If you find yourself looking up secret Netflix cheat codes, it’s time to reevaluate your life.

Dear America,

The Anti-Longmire.

Oh god, the autoplay! All three at once? I thought we were friends?!

I know it’s early on a Sunday, but do take time to proofread and edit before hitting publish.

The video doesn’t show it, but Hileman later said in the comments that the truck driver did after hitting the car.

I’m the liar.

I absolutely love it when clips of this show end up on Last Week Tonight.

He named her Iman Jr because she tore up the pussy just like daddy.

He looks so vulnerable.

Sikh and Islam are completely different religions which aren’t remotely related to each other. It’s like racists aren’t even trying to educate themselves anymore.

Not sure if this counts, but I lived in Seattle working retail for two years, and wasn’t making enough to afford a plane ticket home. So for Christmas, I made plans for some friends to come to my place so we could all commiserate. I made dinner, this unnecessarily complex version of eggplant parm that calls for…

You need to learn better wiping methods if that’s a problem you have.

You’re not alone in this, Kevin.

Making this post public invites questions about the site’s editorial process. Who the hell signed off on this?

What the fuck is this article? Whose retarded cousin needed a job?

would it be bad to have sex with him just to have an abortion to spite him? i mean i know that’s a legitimately terrible thing to do, but this is paul ryan.