“It takes me less time to write one of my 300-word replies than it takes you to write your 50 word one.” Why is that, nerdo? Did you take typing in school?

That is your detail of “I’d be more than happy to answer that question.” WTF dude? I’m starting to think you are more Bill Nye than Mr. Wizard. Seems like a response a slow 8th grader could provide. Duh, it really varies. A lot of, duh computers. Since when is “a lot” an acceptable measure?

WTF did you expect?? Why would you listen to Mike’s show and be shocked. He doesn’t like soccer. He is not alone. It’s like if I came to Deadspin and I was shocked about an anti-Trump article.

Garbage article. Try harder next time.

please answer that question, mr. wizard!

Can you show me your calculation that shows if the 1859 event happened today 100% of electrical equipment would be knocked out? I didn’t realize the scientific method was to just agree with a gizmodo contributor. Seems a little weak, Mr. Wizard.

“A segment?” Jesus. Have you been to India?

Sample size of a few (Y/N) Y.

Maybe these college students self identify as “litter bugs.” Did you consider that? You shaming them is a micro aggression and really should not be tolerated. This is a safe zone.

That’s so funny the first time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

I was saying boo-urns.

Uh, have you seen the dudes who showed up in the Target women’s room wearing wigs?

Sure, because no high school punk would (non transgender) would ever take advantage of this.

I feel you. I watched Longmire.

But you are cool with people who self identify as something they aren’t when using a bathroom?

The results must be tainted if they do not align with the general sentiment of the Deadspin comment section! Everyone is surely offended by this term.

That was a good dunkaroo!! I bet the spirit squad didn’t have to do much dancing and overhead hand clapping to get the crowd pumped after that one!! Even so I’m sure the t-shirts fired from the t-shirt cannon were appreciated.

Well, no. I’m an Executive Platinum on American. I fly every week. I just disagree with you and put most of the blame on the TSA.

I don’t follow the NBA. Was this the play that should have been called travelling? Or was there a rule change and dribbling before a slamma jamma is optional?

Because the first one sucked!