Oh for Pete’s sake people:

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.

Tim Tebow’s Mom Would Have Aborted His Baseball Career

I am a capitalist tool who can have more vacations with or without booze if I got a raise.

Whaaaaaaat? Josh Molina is awesome! Sports Night! West Wing! Something else recently that I was happy to see him in! Scandal!

Leggings are the way, the truth, and the light.

That’s true, but I think it should be pointed out that Dononvan didn’t settle in Germany for lifestyle reasons, i.e., he wasn’t comfortable over there. He can be criticized for that I suppose, but that happens. Dennis freaking Bergkamp didn’t settle in Serie A for example. In other words, it’s not that he wasn’t good…

Sucks that FN’s greed is costing us Barefoot Contessa episodes. Not surprised to hear that Ina is a savvy business woman. Before becoming a domestic goddess, she got an MBA and worked for the Ford and Carter administrations writing budget and policy papers on nuclear centrifuge. She’s one smart cookie. Her husband is…

starred for “how fabulous is that?”

I love the shit out of Barefoot Contessa. She cooks in my dream kitchen without regard for costs. I live vicariously through her. Cooking beef bourguignon and puff pastries while your favorite gays throw together a beautiful tablescape and floral arrangement? How fabulous is that? I wondered why she hasn’t had many…

USA owns Puerto Rico!

Challenge! The worst book ever written is “A Separate Peace”

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!! As someone that works in the dance industry (Dance Costume Designer), I cannot thank you enough for this well written article. I am so tired of people with no understanding of dance vocabulary writing articles and reviews of dance.

This is a nice, unexpected piece!

This guy had 3 monumental screw ups all in the same game.

Do they instruct the contestants to scream out the words like they’re functional illiterates playing hangman for their life?
“I’d like to solve the puzzle, “WON-CEE UP-ON AH TYE-ME!”
“Great job, Lenny.”

She’s the best reality competition host existing on this side of the Atlantic.