While I agree that the vast majority of any given human’s efforts will probably affect the universe at-large not one fucking bit, seeing the process of ‘living’ as completely pointless has extremely limited value. I mean, when the city comes calling, looking for their money for the water, if I use the ‘in a hundred…

The idea of mixing a bowl of Skittles with peanut M&Ms is just straight up diabolical. In fact, I think I might have to do that next time I have a party at my house. You know somebody is gonna grab a handful and pop a combo in their mouth...so perfect!

Watching this video gives me the exact same feeling as watching my four-year-old do anything that requires basic fine motor skills.

This makes me uncomfortable.

- Bill Belichick, on New York Jets defensive schemes

Nice try, Roger, we all see you.

Properly uses all caps, +1

Credentialed! Well, that clears Deadspin.

INTERNATIONAL IS JUST A FANCY WORD FOR IMMIGRANT. THEY KNOW KRAFT IS FRIEND WITH TRUMP AND THAT BRADY VOTE FOR TRUMP. THE IMMIGRANT MEDIA TOOK HIS JERSEY. DON’T BE FOOLED BY LIBTARD LIES

My Bae

No excuse needed.

Has no one seen Big Daddy? Predates all that. One of Sandler’s good films.

I do let this show emotionally manipulate me and your summary was pretty spot on. I cried so much through the Memphis episode and the following one.

I expect a great deal of humanity in these comments. A hundred times more than I expect from this administration. Great article!

I have a horrific and completely irrational fear of flying. I even take the ambien on short two hour flights. For some reason it knocks me out, but when we land “blam” I am wide awake and refreshed. I think it has to do with the fact that my anxiety levels are so through the roof that when we land my body gets…

Bobby I learned my “You take it, I insist” lesson my senior year of high school. I was auditioning for the lead role in the school play and the director couldn’t decide between another girl and myself and asked us to work it out. She got in first with “You really deserve it” to which I replied “No you do”,…

10/10 Would attend this party.

The twist in your comment is oddly specific.

Liam Hemsworth has always struck me as that nice-but-dull guy from work - who everyone likes because he’s reliable and kind - who you presume spends his weekends working on his lawn and helping his kids with their craft projects.