Like Clover said the visuals were incredible and I was super impressed by them but hot damn it was Pocahontas without any of the good songs or the raccoon.

lol earlier today I thought, “Surely there has to be some sports gossip the Deadspin guys can use here. Alex Rodriguez HAS to be fucking someone, right?”

I know she went around hiding books in the subway. I don’t see the problem with the tweet? I don’t get why people are so hard on Emma Watson.

Scary attempt to get to DC but everyone is alright

i think samer is saying that the proliferation of hummus tangents have strained the definition of hummus beyond the reach of credulity.

i dip chips into my hummus.

But I like roasted red pepper hummus...

Remember on election day when all those idiot men at Deadspin said they weren’t voting or were voting third party or various other dumb shit?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

It still blows my mind that there are states you can’t buy beer and wine in a grocery store.

Oh, it makes me so sad that Alan Rickman and Emma Thompson won’t get an ending. I mean, they were the one couple I genuinely ended up rooting for - Emma Thompson was so masterful in the crying scene, a stand out in an otherwise lackluster movie. In my head, they work through their problems maturely and come through…

I am unashamed of my love for this movie. It even makes me CRY most of the time. I don’t know WTF that’s about, but there it is.

I’ll probably get a lot of flack for this but damnit I thoroughly enjoy Love Actually. I also think a “sequel” that’s only ten minutes long and for charity (!) is the best possible remake scenario.

I just want a spin-off about Emily narrating horribly violent tours about history in Nantucket to children.

SUCK IT, HATERS!

That’s why I don’t eat quinoa before walking red carpets.

who sophie? she cute?

Thank god they were able to get Eric Bana to assassinate all those perpetrators.