This is exactly how Melania’s autobiography, #BeComing, will describe Donald’s proposal.

Really thought this was going to turn into a how I met my wife story.

The title and tone of this article are odd.

Single off Severino.

“Damn!”
-Yankees

Along the way they gave up the very first cycle in MLB playoff history, to Boston’s Brock Holt, who completed the feat with a two-run dinger off of Austin Romine, who you will note is not a pitcher

Sir, this is an Arby's drive through.

Why even write about this? Are we going to ruin Javy Baez’s life over what he did 35 minutes ago? Plus, three of his best buddies on the Cubs said they didn’t remember any interference.

Albert - I have gotten a lot of joy out of your work on this site. Your HitchBot takedown is to this day one of my favorite things I have ever read on the Internet, and your writing is a big part of how I got to be a passionate NBA fan. This piece is all true, and good, and like all of your work, well-written.

I’m gonna just take a moment to appreciate how happy I am that Matthew Rhys won.  The Americans never got enough love but it’s up there with Breaking Bad as one of my all time favorites.  Anyway, my head always nearly exploded when I’d remember that Matthew Rhys was a Welsh guy who was pretending to be Russian who was…

“I saw that coming.”

So this must be the fashion version of justifying the Alex Smith contract.

I think, between this and the annual Williams-Sonoma catalog review, we have learned that Drew needs to do more catalog reviews.

Chik-Fil-A one hundred times more overrated over Shake Shack. It’s a fucking FRIED CHICKEN CUTLET.

Chrissy has been doing this headband of the day thing for a while now. She picks a headband and John sings this little jingle. The song has literally been stuck in my head for about a month.

I do believe the USA finished this World Cup undefeated, thank you very much.

But yeah those Jill Stein and Harambe votes and staying at home sure showed them https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/this-is-how-the-deadspin-staff-is-voting-1788679072/amp

Chef: MY MOM

Jesus christ. You’re asked to list the GOATS and your FIRST TWO fucking entries are guys who played for white only teams.
Get your shit together.