Meh. As a 50 year old straight white male who primarily listens to rock, I’d rather listen to Adele than Beyonce.

For a minute there Phil Jackson saw “Former Syracuse Star Melo Dies” and got super excited.

Please...

Two points:

I’d say it’s worth just 1 beating after the game by the coach, but the night is young.

...And that is why I never click “Show pending.”

“My job is managing money for people, you’re job is making me laugh”

Do the people whose money he ostensibly manages realize he makes middle-school-level grammatical mistakes? 

He doesn’t know the correct version of your/you’re; he’s more typical than he thinks!

“Holy shit, Drew. You need to get a grip, man. Listen, I suspect I’m probably not you’re typical reader. 41, balding investment guy, three kids, minivan, house in the suburbs...”

In a strange turn of events, Matt Ryan said he will also be skipping the White House event.

“And so, in conclusion, it is my opinion that the third way to kill a mockingbird was the best of the book. The others seemed like they would be too hard. Thank you.”

“i haven’t met a single Native American yet who thinks it’s racist”

For a guy without a working finger, he seems easily triggered.

*severely fucks up the part of my body my living is dependent on with a toy for children* im the most scientific mothrefucker out here libs

+I

Speaking of Fox News, look at this shit::

Can’t wait for Mark Wahlberg to play Edelman in the movie version. The ball will be voiced by Seth MacFarlane.

It’s unnerving how calm both Edelman and Poole are when discussing such an important play in the fourth quarter of the Super Bowl. I can’t tell if it’s evidence that the players see themselves as just doing their job or it’s proof they’re worlds better than the average person.

Irregardless, Boston sucks.