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thisismy34thburner
thisismy34thburner

“We, the taxpayers, had the distinct honor of paying $10 million this month in travel expenses so Donald Trump could sleep in his big boy Florida bed for three weeks in a row. For contrast, Obama only racked up $97 million over eight years. Sad! “

The ones that are still rabidly supporting him are pathetic and small-minded and they will be there until the bitter end praising the Dick Traitor. There are others who are quietly backing away and hoping that no one remembers their #MAGA hashtags, tacky shirts and the bullshit they were shouting.

I remember during the election so many of us said- this is fascistic, this is hitler-esque and so many on the left laughed us off saying stuff like “Oh you’re Jewish everything is Hitler to you.” Or “yeah but she’s worse” and now I just wonder how those people feel. If there is any justice in this world they can’t

I’m kind of torn on people like Claire McCaskill facing primary challengers. On one hand, yes, you are supposed to lock arms with fellow Democrats and obstruct as much as you goddamn can, Claire. Attempting to stop the Cheeto Commander should be the most basic of your duties. On the other hand though, she’s right to

So we’ve reached the paranoid dictator stage of the presidency. That didn’t take long...

Any leader who calls a free and independent press “the enemy of the people” is an existential threat to democracy.

Mark “Appalachian Trail” Sanford is the one Republican congressman to stand up to Trump? We are living in the goddamn Twilight Zone.

GUYS - The story isn’t that Pruitt was confirmed. The story is that Pruitt was confirmed days before there’s going to be a 3000 email dump of his departments communications with Big Oil. He was been withholding public requests for documents illegally for years. A judge demanded he release them and the fucking congress

Not to mention that White House staff are using end-to-end encryption apps to communicate. This is enabling both leaks and secrecy that potentially violate the Federal Records Act.

He’s not allowed to delete this shit. Obama didn’t delete a single tweet, they’re historical records. Also saying that made me throw up.

That’s . . . actually a really brilliant plot.

It is really soul crashing when someone says or write to you “go home”, it means you are not welcomed in the place you call home and honestly after someone say something like that the only thing that comes from my mouth is a “fuck you” because I feel so sad that I do not know what to answer.

this is awesome. I love this so much.

Single mothers?! Lesbians with children ?!! Stay at home dads?!!!!

Is this guy completely unaware that there are single mothers out there, that there are plenty of lesbian couples with kids (hi there!), and that there are many families in which it actually makes more sense for the husband to stay home and be the primary parent, or does he just not care?

No problem - as soon as we legislate that:

Might there be a rectal thermometer in every seat?

Nah, he just wanted to extract that extra bit of kinetic energy via regenerative braking while Passat owner couldn’t see it and help VW restore some of that air it polluted over the years. That’s an extra 0.62 Euros he recovered right there.

I knew driver training in Germany was really, really good.

But on the flip side if he was in a self driving car he could have died and been delivered to his destination safely?