The easiest way to avoid this phenomenon is not to have had any significant exes between September 26, 2006 and last Valentine’s Day. That’s my strategy!

HA!

I can’t say how I know this (relatives I won’t out), but when Andrew Breitbart was still alive, but by the end of his life when his alt-rightishness had come out loudly, most of his family had distanced themselves from him.  He too, was kid from a liberal Jewish family in Brentwood (Santa Monica adjacent). It…

Man, being a hateful motherfucker really ages a person. Amazing that goblin is only 31.

Between Stephen Miller and Ted Cruz, I’m pretty fed up with twerps who got permanently triggered by hearing some people speak Spanish in high school. We get it Stephen, you read Atlas Shrugged. McKayla is not impressed.

Becoming a Nazi because you never got laid in high school is a really weird transition. Look, I…

That article really explains a lot about Miller— who seems like he’s a truly awful and racist person. More needs to be written about him. I find it really disturbing that someone who is 31 is basically in charge of White House policy.

From Wikipedia: Miller grew up in a liberal-leaning Jewish family in Santa Monica, California.^[1] Though his parents were Democrats, Miller became a conservative after reading Guns, Crime, and Freedom, a book by National Rifle Association CEO Wayne LaPierre.^[2] While attending Santa Monica High School, Miller began…

I know how to do that!

Pretty sure if you correct that word, you will embody it.

Netflix falling asleep is going to ruin my relationship. Half the time Mr Janelle is like NO I’M FINE LET’S WATCH IT TO THE END and then three minutes later he’s snoring. I hate it.

I think this is the reason that shows do so much better than movies (I just made up that fact, I dunno) on streaming sites is that once you find a show you can both agree on, you watch every single episode. Then you maybe start over and do it again.

Netflix cheating is only possible if you can actually settle on a damn show to watch. Seriously, the amount of time we spend flipping through Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime is just criminal.

Bradley’s parents are assholes and Amy’s better off. She should get to keep the ring too, since it looks like Bradley chose his stake in the family business over her.

She needed a better exit strategy. I’d settle for a home, a million dollars in cash, custody of the kids, and the freedom to discuss all details of the marriage and divorce publicly. Then I’d meet with a ghostwriter, fast-track my tell-all, do a TED talk on surviving divorce, and spend the rest of my life giving…

“The confidential divorce proceedings of Mr. O’Reilly and Ms. McPhilmy have been the subject of numerous articles in the past,” the newer filing argues, “resulting in unwanted media attention and extreme emotional distress to Mr. O’Reilly and Ms. McPhilmy’s minor children.²”

Is this court ruling even at all legitimate? I mean, this so-called judge probably has no clue and Philmy McPhilmerson can just SEE YOU IN COURT

I know I’d rather die a slow painful death rather than be married to O’Reilly for ten minutes.

Under FERPA, I do more to hide my students’ grades and id numbers than this jackass does to hide classified information that might keep us all from dying. JFC.

yeah but how else was Putin supposed to make a decision about all this? leaders need to be informed.