Slightly off topic: last night I was channel surfing with the "info" option on my remote control on so that as I hit each channel, I could see a quick content synopsis. I got to whatever network (TruTV maybe) airs that show 'Jail' that is like 'Cops' but set in a Vegas jail. And the description was something along the…

Yaaaaaas.

Ugh, f*ck football in general.

We don't know! It's a great mystery! We did figure out that he must have saved her headshot on his work phone since the photo of the jerking off was assumedly taken with his personal phone, the phone he used to send it.

A friend of mine went on an Internet date this past winter with a guy who only had one arm but hadn't divulged that to her prior, nor did it come up during the date. The funny thing was she hadn't even noticed the whole time since they met in a dark bar and he had his jacket on his shoulders and the missing arm was in…

Red Robin ftw.

Good for you! This was never going to turn into lurve.

Yippee! I bet his apartment smells like stale smoke, reheated take-out and remnants of wet dreams. Sign me up!

I snorted at this line. It was so unsexy of me to do so. I hope no men in my vicinity saw it as it might make me look even more unfuckable for my age...

Same here.

Blatant douche level: grandmaster.

He's the asshole who comes to yoga just to stare at women doing downward dog.

I was recently involved in a just-for-fun relationship with a mid20something man (boy!) 13 years younger than I. I knew he would cut me off cold when he found someone his own age to actually date but totes didn't care because we were both on the same page as to what we had between us. It was purely physical. He was…

Well, if *you* don't want him, I guess that leaves more wrinkly, greying, slapping balls for the rest of us!

Ilana and Abby are my spirit animals. Did you catch 'Playing House' on USA? Also, side splitting though in a slightly different way.

No Broad City???? That's truly surprising.

Sounds like I've stumbled upon an Opie/Anthony/Stern lovin' WWE fan. Gosh, you really displayed your intellect in your reply. You showed me, alright!

"Teen Vine Star" = there's the problem right there in those three little words. U G H.

There are few things in life that completely, instantly turn me off of liking a person. Listening to radio shows like the one this p.o.s. has and the likes of Howard Stern and having a serious interest in "professional" wrestling are at the top of my list. I flee from people who mention they engage in these activities…

You're welcome and YES 1000x to your post script. It's a shame how even I, a feminist, feel more compelled to use the "Thanks, but I have a boyfriend" reply (I am actually currently single) to an unsolicited come-on. Like heaven forbid, I don't just come out and admit my lack of interest. I guess most of the time…