Naturally, all the women pictured in the photo accompanying this post look like the last people who would actually need any Spanx product.....

Maybe a tad- I think she's overrated for sure.

Sorry, Taylor. No one paid homage to that Drake song better than the fabulous bitches of Broad City. (Also, you realllllllllly didn't have a long road to climb so your needlepoint is a slap in the face to other artists who *actually* started at the bottom.)

Isn't that the little kid whose parents were ruthlessly slaughtered by Ygritte & co? And he was told to deliver a message to the crows about how his parents were going to be eaten and they were coming for them (the Crows) next? If so, I could see why he might want to murder her ass.

"Filipes, gather round." I still say this all the time even though most people don't know what the hell I am talking about. And now it's, "I just keep asking them for the Dean Martin." These two shows KILL me.

What's good for black laquer interior? Armorall wipes aren't cutting it.... Thanks.

He didn't want to pay the surrender fee.

My guess is it wasn't so much about filling out paperwork as it was about him not wanting to pay the surrender fee. People don't get that you can't just drop off animals like they are second hand clothes you want to get rid of after doing a spring cleaning. I'm a shelter vol. We encounter pieces of garbage like him…

Ahem. I THINK YOU FORGOT SOMETHING ON YOUR (ILL-INFORMED) LIST.

The addtion of grape or whatever that new flavor was supposesd to be was AWFUL. Being back my regular RUNTS.

Exactly.

I also love the woman who crashed her car into a police cruiser where a cop was overseeing street constuction work. Smart.

Was that also the episode where Oprah suggested that if anyone harasses you in public/attempts to interact with you so as to distract you so they can commit a crime, to start screaming in loud, violent gibberish because "people even bad ones fear crazy." This always stuck with me. As goofy as it sounds, this is some…

Wow....someone took her literal pills tonight.....

Although we somehow managed to be friends after and remain friends, someone with whom I attended college at my rinky dinky state school, before knowing me well enough to know I had taken out loans to attend the school, actually remarked "her parents had paid all their bills therefore she wouldn't need to take out…

I went to a state school in a chain of state schools in a neighboring state just to say I had the "away" college experience. i.e. It was far from being a "fancy" school. I am amazed at how I survived on part time jobs and the occasional $20 bank account deposit (this was the mid 90s mind you) from my struggling blue…

Fact. I broke up with my last serious boyfriend midway through an episode of Little People, Big World, a show with which we had an unexplainable mutual fascination. Like I put it on pause, couldn't make it through the entire 30 minutes without stopping it to tell him he needed to GO. This is obviously slightly off…

Tori Amos is a goddess. Her music changed my life.