Samer covers your mother’s field hockey games

Yeah, but, that’s cycling.

@kevinmdraper, when you said

I’m glad they mean so much to you. I do it all for my fan.

Nice troll work. It’s hard bearing The White Man’s Burden, isn’t it?

wtf does Midwestern have to do with this? Generally, people in the Midwest have better sense of what to spend their hard-earned dollars on.

I wish the Cards could win every game from here on out just to stop these inane deadspin posts. I mean, who knew the site was bankrupt in ideas too?

This was the finest moment in NBC’s Olympics coverage history. #theworldneedsmoremarycarillo http://deadspin.com/lets-relive-ma…

Field hockey features reporting was your true calling, Samer.

CBS had it first though.

They obviously cut multiple versions of the package so they could be first with the news in a produced segment.

They obviously cut multiple versions of the package so they could be first with the news in a produced segment.

They obviously cut multiple versions of the package so they could be first with the news in a produced segment.

Substance vs source. Wilbon is a blowhard, gutless, starfucking, crybaby troll. But he’s right about D.C. sports fans being shite (except for the first two weeks of NFL preseason when they all go on about “this is our year!”).

Of course it didn’t—the only mainstream handguns that have grip safeties are Springfield Armory XD line and 1911-type semi-autos. That doesn’t change the fact the Glock’s safety mechanisms make the scenario OP described next to impossible. I know of no documented cases of such a misfire from a Glock. Now, accidental…

That isn’t how a Glock works. The chances of that are next to impossible.

Was this what you dreamed of when you were writing about field hockey?

Equally important was her competitive nature. She was one of the most fierce competitors in sport period. There’s a great—and true—tale of her being on a recruiting trip, going into labor, and haranguing her pilot to keep flying since she refused to let her baby be born anywhere other than Tennessee.

First: love the word “anecdata”.

A typo does not equal poor grammar. But I’ll go down to the Samurai Delicatessen and commit seppuku nonetheless.