Yea, when you cede the moral high ground to fucking ARAMARK, you might want to reassess your life.

Usually, I despise Aramark and their ‘values’..but not this time!

He could mouth fuck an infant on stage and his supporters would defend him.

Not legal. He just refused to report the cancelling of debt and hoped he wouldn’t be audited. That’s like you stealing a car and hoping the police don’t catch you.

A baby? Nah he’d be fine...now if he were to rip one out of a vagina...then I think he might be in trouble

“They’ve been doing that for centuries, you just decided it wasn’t ok in the last 20 years because of PC, while hillary is doing benghazi with all the emails! #draintheswap #lockher up” this will be an actual tweet when that happens.

Kevin James will never come close to Jackie Gleason. Minnesota Fats is a dang historical treasure. With Kevin James, it just turns into stupid fart jokes 2 minutes into the movie.

The waiter at Olive Garden to refill his basket of endless breadsticks.

Oh, you sweet summer child. A lot of the ones near me have revamped to add this, but in ye olden times, most theaters I ever went to (and some still) don’t have reserved seating. Half the reason lines would wind around the block before a movie premiere was because if you didn’t get there early, you didn’t get a good…

So throwing away long-respected journalistic principles, whereby people may tell you things they otherwise wouldn’t/couldn’t in exchange for confidentiality, is OK as long as you don’t like the guy? We’ve become a nation entirely overtaken by feelings.

I love Aasif Mandvi, but ... c’mon, dude. Trump didn’t just “insult hot white women.” He bragged about committing serial sexual assault.

America is very guilty of ignoring Trump’s racist statements and actions but the outrage is not coming from the “insult” to the (hot white) host on that video - it’s the description of assault. He already insulted “hot white women” many times, including Megan Kelly. The leaked video is more like if he was on video…

Yeah, because as every student of American history knows, those New England minutemen 250 years ago were the paragons of passively accepting the status quo of unresolved grievances towards fundamental human dignity.

So much this. It would make a fabulous cross stitch.

Once shots were fired, however, the station quickly cut to Rudy Giuliani at a conference.

Interpreted from a kung-fu cinema perspective, “Schrodinger’s Fist” is amazing. It is the fist that is suspended in potentiality, held between punching and not-punching, until the user collapses the waveform through consciousness alone. Only after all opportunity to affect it has passed, is the true state of the fist…

To be honest I tried it with many things of Schrodinger’s and fist was the funniest. But to answer the question it is always and not doing everything a fist can do. Punching, fisting, holding an ice cream cone.

True but that isn’t the fault of regulations or the FDA, just like people buying a game based on review scores isn’t the fault of the review score or game journalists. Those problems exist solely because many people who do those things are stupid. However, the unregulated drugs are almost always useless and very often…